I have tried all kinds of things. But I've also had the seemingly unfair advantage of being outright given very high quality equipment as personal use samples in relation to my many years in equipment distribution. For example, certain compressors which became major national models were first prototyped right in our own shop. Someone earlier posted a picture of a Makita compressor which I was probably the first person in the US to actually test, although we didn't actually sell many of those. We did repair them, and all kinds of other compressors too.
A number of you are completely wrong about what goes into true pro level compressors and vacuums, or what constitutes cleanroom style line filtration. For example, the kind of vacuums I sold thousands of were EPA certified for hazmat abatement purposes. We even held the EPA user certificate licensing classes in relation to legal usage; and I sold the same kind of vacs to museums as well. These are all sealed system two stage vacs where the output air is so clean one could even use them as a cleanroom air purifier if they wanted to. They are also variable power for sake of delicate work, although I have a supplementary bleeder valve if needed.
Those handheld "museum vac" devices are overpriced toys by comparison.
If you recognize the sheer versatility of owning one of these vacs, for no more than the price of yet another fancy new lens you really don't need, then forking out the money for a serious vac isn't so intimidating. My wife likes to borrow my smaller unit for cleaning up the fine dust the regular vacs leave behind (or actually spread) in the house. I can even attach it to my equally high performance sanders, and sand drywall compound or old paint almost completely dustless, not to mention shop uses. Friends who have seen my shop wonder how it is so clean, even around the shaper table where I make my own picture frame mouldings.
So having a bigger unit centralized in my shop to handle the framing room, the woodworking and general shop area, and the inner darkrooms themselves, is just common sense. Same goes for how I arrange the compressors.
Therefore, except for periodic general cleanup, I keep those vacs in a different room from the darkroom or print mounting room itself, connected to ports in the walls. This allows for use of vacuum printing easels as well as cleaning issues while keeping even the very limited noise in a different room altogether. Same goes with compressors and hoses, even exhaust fans - they're all outside the darkroom per se.