Maybe I'll sell the whole property to Dave Lyga. He could make the mortgage for less that the rent on an efficiency apartment in some place like Philadelphia. Hey Stone--you want 18 beautiful acres of hardwoods, pines, and sweetgums and a designer log cabin? You couldn't buy 3 blades of grass off somebody's property in Connecticut for what you could have the whole kit and kaboodle for here.
I'll even throw in a genuine Merry Tiller and a DR Mower. And I'll let you have a 12 gauge New England Firearms single-shot for the varmints.
I'll take the photo gear and the RC planes.
Sure I'll trade you for my 2 family house... It's still worth about $100,000 right now and just needs a little remodeling...

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I mean, if I hadn't listed to myself I might not have invested in property it taken any risks in life, then where would I be? 
