Announcement from Clay, Turnip

[scootermm]

no... just been reading alot of Ken Wilbur.

put thats pretty much the same as bong hits.

 

[Ian Leake]

I tried to run away and hide from this thread, but it keeps returning. Please stop - it's hurting my head - worse than a Kylie Minogue song on repeat! Aargh!

 

[Thomas Bertilsson]

Are we limited to vegetables and root fruits? I'd like to go by 'bacon', mainly because it's so good. What's bacon in latin, Matt?

I have seen the title of the thread and was almost afraid to open it. I should have left it alone...

- Thomas

 

[TheFlyingCamera]

Bacon in Latin (pig latin anyway) - porkus greasius.

 

[jovo]

Bacon in Latin (pig latin anyway) - porkus greasius.

I thought Porkus Greasius was a Roman poet who wrote "Days of Swine and Roses" which was later made into a porcinema starring Miss Piggy and Kevin Bacon..no?


(I only got 4 hours of sleep last night....I apologize.)

 

[JBrunner]

Mmmmmm...... bacon.

 

[gr82bart]

Mmmmmm...... bacon.

Yo dude. Get a room.

Peace out, Baby Bok Choy.

 

[Ian Leake]

All this talk about bacon has forced me to visit my local shop, buy loads of bacon, and make two giant bacon sandwiches. At least I don't have to eat healthily until next year...

 

[Andy K]

Bacon reminded me of the honey roast ham in the fridge... which has just gone down a treat with egg and chips!

 

[papagene]

Come on guys!!!! This is the fourth time I had to wipe down my monitor - gotta learn not to drink tea while reading this thread.

gene

 

[TheFlyingCamera]

I thought Porkus Greasius was a Roman poet who wrote "Days of Swine and Roses" which was later made into a porcinema starring Miss Piggy and Kevin Bacon..no?


(I only got 4 hours of sleep last night....I apologize.)

Perhaps he was a colleague in Palestine with Biggus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttox.

 

[Ian Leake]

Should we have a whip-round to buy Gene a bib so he can dribble his tea without getting his monitor wet? (Does "whip-round" translate into American? Probably not so I'll let you guess what it means )

 

[Ian Leake]

Perhaps he was a colleague in Palestine with Biggus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttox.

 

[Thomas Bertilsson]

Bacon is obviously a winner. I think I'll change my signature line, and I'll drink to Monty Python.

Ian, my wife usually does this to me: She'll wake up at some random time after midnight, only to tell me "You know what would taste good right now?"... So I usually end up cooking in the middle of the night. Thankfully I read your post some time around 5.30 PM... Eggs, bacon, cheddar cheese, tomato. With crisps of course...

 

[Photo Engineer]

Bacon with turnips are wonderful, and bacon with turnip greens are nice as well.

PE

 

[Thomas Bertilsson]

Bacon is good with anything...

 

[scootermm]

once, many moons ago, around the hour of 3am, I sat at a diner and ordered a biscuit sandwich with sausage (3 kinds - andouille, breakfast sausage, and jalapeno sausage), ham, eggs, 2 kinds of cheese. The waitress asked, "No BACON?"... I replied, "Bacon? of course, please wrap the entire biscuit sandwich in bacon"

It was the most glorious sight to behold.

true beauty... and dare I say... ART?....

 

[Andy K]

I can feel my arteries furring as I read that.

 

[JBrunner]

Stand by for forthcoming bacon machinations......... you guys have no idea... what you have unleashed upon the world.....

 

[MurrayMinchin]

What's Canadian bacon? We don't get it here!

Murray

 

[TheFlyingCamera]

Canadian Bacon= RCMPs after too many Tim Horton's.

 

[Photo Engineer]

Or Kevin Bacon after a roast.

PE

 

[gr82bart]

Canadian Bacon= RCMPs after too many Tim Horton's.

Yo dude! Is that like calling a fat Oriental person a chunk?

Peace out, Baby Bok Choy.