I think we've established in this thread that today's appearance-obsessed hipsters want a camera that looks like a manual camera, not a DSLR, and so shallowly scorns the EOS. Also that Photrio's traditionalist wing eschews blobby plastic cameras for the reliability of good old metal, and so profoundly scorns the EOS.
Anyway, I neither love nor hate them, but I wish that in the 1990s Canon had made a retro-styled EOS compatible film body, with a traditional shape, individual dials for shutter and aperture (aperture would have to be controlled from the body obviously), manual focus aid in the VF, maybe even manual film advance. Like an EOS FM2 or FM3. It would have sold approximately zero copies then, and now people would be falling over themselves to find it.