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Don't forget to stop down your aperture Eric :wink::wink::wink::smile:
 
That's why women can't park cars, because men keep telling them this

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is six inches.



:wink:
 
Well I've been accused of only having 2 inches in the front so any further shrinkage to match whats needed on the rear would put me into the negative numbers!! :tongue:

She was teasing. Unlike those 'BIG TRUCK = little penis' guys compensating for their manly shortcomings with huge vehicles, it's a long known fact in the photography world that Large Format photographers are just that...LARGE :wink:

Murray
 
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Image captured in 1998 during a nude photo shoot in mountain area just before being busted by park rangers/bastards. This is a quickly grabbed digital shot of the original 5x7 color lab print, not great quality, but added to the posts herein to increase interest in the human butt as a photogenic object.
 

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Image captured in 1998 during a nude photo shoot in mountain area just before being busted by park rangers/bastards. This is a quickly grabbed digital shot of the original 5x7 color lab print, not great quality, but added to the posts herein to increase interest in the human butt as a photogenic object.

It only counts if it's a photo of you LOL.
 
God, what does a guy need to do to get some attention around here? :smile:

Hmmm, I've lost over 30lbs... naw!
 
What you really need is a longer dark cloth!!!
 
Does BLACKJACKET also make BLACKTROWSERS?
 
Actually on first glance those buns looked like my husband's but I know he does not have a LF camera!!
 
That's why women can't park cars, because men keep telling them this

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is six inches.



:wink:

Oh, really?
In Germany the saying goes with 20cm...
 
Will Sean's poster be on special display at the foto3 Conference? :tongue:

Will it sell out....?
 
Will Sean's poster be on special display at the foto3 Conference? :tongue:

Will it sell out....?

I will have my own table setup for autographing purposes LOL. Maybe I should take a collection to insure I keep my cloths on in the future.

Gee maybe I should do a series. Eric butt naked in the badlands, Eric naked in wheatfields, ummmmm .....
 
I will have my own table setup for autographing purposes LOL. Maybe I should take a collection to insure I keep my cloths on in the future.

Gee maybe I should do a series. Eric butt naked in the badlands, Eric naked in wheatfields, ummmmm .....
Triptych, anyone? :wink:
 
2,951 views so far. Eric, do you know what the record is for number of views for a thread? Maybe you should quit your day job and start a pay-per-view site? :smile:
 
Triptych, anyone? :wink:

Wow, this would be a mega-seller. Not only would it, of course, be pleasant to look at, but it would also represent a strong and long overdue signal against prudery, pollution of our environment, and certainly also against shaving one's private parts. :D

I'm envisioning a huge awareness campaign - the triptych 3 meters high in Penn Station, maybe even larger, stacked on the Empire State Building? Or a slide show at Times Square? We Germans could wrap the Reichstag in it...

Antje
 
2,951 views so far. Eric, do you know what the record is for number of views for a thread? Maybe you should quit your day job and start a pay-per-view site? :smile:

LOL, I think it's more like people are slowing down to look at the car wreck.

I can't believe it's still active! I'm glad everyone could have a laugh. Lucky Weston isn't alive, he would want me to pose on some sand dunes or something. Geez trying to get all that sand out ....
 
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2,951 views so far. Eric, do you know what the record is for number of views for a thread? Maybe you should quit your day job and start a pay-per-view site? :smile:


Heheheh:tongue: :tongue: I'm sure Sean has the stats somewhere?....:wink: :wink:
 
Doesn't it just piss you off when your wife takes a better picture by accident than you did on purpose. Who says those digi cams are no good.
 
Wow, this would be a mega-seller. Not only would it, of course, be pleasant to look at, but it would also represent a strong and long overdue signal against prudery, pollution of our environment, and certainly also against shaving one's private parts. :D

I'm envisioning a huge awareness campaign - the triptych 3 meters high in Penn Station, maybe even larger, stacked on the Empire State Building? Or a slide show at Times Square? We Germans could wrap the Reichstag in it...

Antje

Antje,

You're on to something - but thinking too small.

Remember when Cristo did the Central Park "Gates" thing!

Acres and acres of exposure!

Perhaps we're being too "Western" - imagine the spread across the Pyramid at Giza or, dare we dream, upon the Great Wall of China itself!
 
"fully extended 300mm" ER

Eric, another reason women have trouble with photography. Throughout time, women have been told that 90mm is actually 300mm. Imagine the confusion when a "real" 300mm comes into the picture, let alone the deep impression it would make. tim
 
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