Sirius Glass
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The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won the Cup since 1967.
And the Vancouver Canucks have never won the Cup.
Now that is a disaster!
There are a lot of artistic endeavours and materials that have finite lives. And some of those lives are relatively short. If there is any "disaster" it is that some expect colour C prints to have the same durability as black and white materials. They don't.
Two young Canadian men suddenly died and went straight to Hell. In Hell they were standing around smiling. That bothered the Devil, who asked them why they were smiling. The Canadians said they were happy because they had never been so warm. The Devil moved them to a hotter place. The men still smiled. The Devil made it hotter and the men started laughing. The Devil turned up the temperature to 3,000°C and the men were absolutely ecstatic. Now the Devil was pissed so he moved them into an area that was -40°C and the men were still happy. Why he asked. They said that they were never that warm when they were alive. So the Devil dropped the temperature to absolute zero, -273°C. The men started cheering, doing chest bumps, doing back flips, hugging, kissing and singing "Oh Canada". The Devil shouted at them "Why are you so happy?" The men said that since Hell had frozen over, the Canucks must have won the Stanley Cup!