Wow...yeah, that seemed a bit over the top
I "shoot" film for a few reasons:
1. Born in 1960, that is what cameras were. Getting back into it now, I had no idea that film had faded from photography. I KNEW about digital, but I had no idea it had circumvented film. I can now afford all the cameras I drooled over as a high school kid in the 1970's.
2. The "darkroom" is probably the biggest reason (for me) to use film. It is a magical place that has no analogous counterpart in the digital realm. It is a Physical Place...it is dimly lit, like a bar or a church, and it is intimate like both. It requires much more physical labor than the digital darkroom that is a computer. It is a preference.....not a "better".
I would much prefer a Porsche RS from 1973 than whatever 911 variant exists today.....another choice.
3. There is an inconvenience with film. It takes much more space, and is much more difficult for most people to access. I would say that digital is a "better" choice for most people. Most by a big margin.....90%. at least if I had to guess.
I do not know, but I have a feeling that more people gravitate From digital and To film, than the other way around.
It is a niche market and probably (at this point) always will be. Just like my Black Powder cowboy guns and vacuum tube guitar amps. Some things just work better for a certain percent of the population. It is definitely nothing to come unglued about.

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