Oh the humanity! It is gone gone gone!!

[lxdude]

Unbeknownst to all but me, the deleted thread releted almost a year ago, appearing as a new deleted thread one month after the attempted deletion. It has lain dormant since. Sirius came within a hair's breath of noticing it at the time.
Why am I only bringing it up now?
Umm, I got busy and forgot.

 

[ME Super]

How many puns can I put in one post?

Hahaha I enjoyed seeing you all driving those automobile puns for everything they're worth. But I need to fire up my get-up-and-go and start Focusing on photography and try to get some relief from my gas by distracting myself with trying out some new-to-me film. Can't a Ford to get more gear now but can do the picture taking.

 

[lxdude]

Too many car puns in one tread, and people tire. They get flat. Eventually they exhaust. They drive line after line, then find it's not the same hub of conversation. They stop seeing the differential value of good and bad puns. Then maybe some fool injected an even worse one. It becomes like disease transmission. People start steering clear. They need a brake. They lose auto motivation.
Not in Spanish language train threads, though- they have loco motivation.

 

[ME Super]

+1. Nice one.

 

[lxdude]

Which one?

 

[Sirius Glass]

I am depleted since the deleted thread got deleted.

 

[BrianShaw]

I'm over it now.

 

[BrianShaw]

It is beneath me!

 

[Photo Engineer]

I think that you all should be stung by a swarm of HORNETS! You guys are trying to be as funny as Frasier!

You fail.

PE

 

[BrianShaw]

Oh dear, a bad review. How disappointing.


... and all this timke I thought we were as funny as a rubber crutch.

But it really doesn't matter. It's not what they say about you it's that they keep talking about you. Isn't that what Groucho said?

 

[Photo Engineer]

Well, I VENTURE to say that you will never be LUMINA ries but rather will be left in the van. Meanwhile I am HUMMING along reading the rest of APUG.

PE

 

[BrianShaw]

Yes, we may never BEE.

 

[BrianShaw]

I'd stay to chat but really need to get going with the HONEY do list!

 

[Gerald C Koch]

American Motors fans should Nash their teeth!

While others will nosh theirs.

 

[lxdude]

You guys are trying to be as funny as Frasier!
PE

I caught that!

 

[lxdude]

Oh my Geo-D! You need to be carful- you Kaiser Falcon up Regally! What in the name of Chrysler you doing?!?

Cool it down in the Frazer for a while- people going at your Pacer likely to crash! Then there will be a Probe, probably a Citation.

Honda outside chance you will listen to me, I'll say this: on Impulse, you're Lincoln together words into off-Kia puns, Arrowneously thinking them funny when they are really Mercuryosities, a Vega attempt at humor. This out of a Galaxie of possibilities on the Horizon.

An Edsel-lent example of what happens when Yugo off track. There were a few Galant attempts, but most are Subaru-zing as to deserve pun-ishment!

It's not the crime of the Century, but you've been on quite a Jag, and if this Jaguar to continue, I think I can say with Acura-cy that there will be Hyundai when you understand its Impact. If it doesn't break relationships, it certainly Benz them!

I know my criticism Mustang, but I wouldn't want to think bad car puns Taurus apart!

Sorry if you think me so bitchy, or find my Comets offensive. I don't mean to be Impala-tic.

That's all from me- this Torpedo-ing bad puns managed to Tucker me out.

 

[BrianShaw]

I caught that!

You are swifter than am I... I completely missed it until well after the fact... when I saw it in the rear-view mirror!

 

[lxdude]

Yes, we may never BEE.

I'd stay to chat but really need to get going with the HONEY do list!

You're right about dat, son.

 

[lxdude]

You are swifter than am I... I completely missed it until well after the fact... when I saw it in the rear-view mirror!

Was I more Swift- or just more Motorvated?

 

[lxdude]

Once my car broke down in a tunnel. I had a hard time pushing it, but I managed to pull it out of the tunnel. I got car pull tunnel syndrome from it.

 

[lxdude]

A guy used to ride to work with me. We had to go through a tunnel, and he was frightened by it. Turns out he had carpool tunnel syndrome.

 

[lxdude]

I was dangling my bare feet in a Koi pond once, and a fish came up and started to chew on my big toe. Turns out it had carp eat toenail syndrome.

 

[Sirius Glass]

Along the Pacific Coast is a bicycle trail that passes through Santa Monica. The trail proceeds along the beach and goes under the Santa Monica pier for a short distance. While the distance is short it is dark. This bothers some bike rides who feel the darkness and the mass overhead as pressure to move on and get out from under the pier. This perceived pressure is known as "pier pressure".

 

[lxdude]

Oh man, now you're piling it on. I mean, you're really fishing. No way to waive judgment. You peddled it. At least you're not as objectionable as that guy, Piers Morgan.

BTW, can you buy a pierogi on the pier?

 

[ME Super]

All of these puns are udderly ridiculous. One must be careful with puns, the steaks are too high. Fortunately I have seen no bull so far. Perhaps Sean should beef up the server's de-fences against pun-related silliness. After all, cow puns are inherently grazist, which when herded together cud be a problem, though not likely in Cattle-onia. To kill all the puns in this thread, one would need moo-clear weapons.

Do not think me a cow-ard for being all punned out, though I've just grazed the surface of what's possible. That puts me in a bad moo, as I should be able to ruminate about a few more puns. But feel free to milk the cow puns for all they're worth. Moo-ving right along...