This is not a MOOOOVING discussion. I think that none of you are very PUNNY.
PE
PE
Oh the humanity! It is gone gone gone!!
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Sorry, I can't steer away from the puns.
Ha! A two-fer. Cars and cows. Take that, PE!
Ha! A two-fer. Cars and cows. Take that, PE!
How much more of this BULLoney are we to endure. Really.
It isn't very punny any more. I think he is trying to cow us.
PE
PE
Perhaps... but it is important to continually COWTOW to the leadership - real or apparent.
... but I assure you... I have no intentions to prostate myself in public!
But his comments keep rear ending us! Oh well, I guess we backed into this on our own.
PE
PE
Not to be pedantic, but didn't you mean, "Butt his comments keep rear ending us!"?
Those are old puns. You haven't heard manure ones yet.
Stickin' it to ya! Constant pun-ishment!
So you got a beef, huh?
A friend's dad sure had a beef after he traded in his Toro-nado on a Matador!
Seems like you're the cattle-ist!
I bullieve that. Digital exams are not allowed on APUG.
Or did you mean prostitute yourself in public?
Just don't get too cudly.
Whore you talking to? I'd pay to know!
Yes, I did. That was a typo on my part. No bull, I thank you.
Some of these guys should be roasted over a slow fire made of dried cow patties! I don't think that anyone would have a beef with that sentiment. It would then convert this thread into one about long pig.
PE
Wouldn't do much good... they'd continue to hog the discussion.
Pardon me, I'll be out for a while. It's lunchtime and the cafeteria is serving chop sooie.
OP
OP
The first idea the NASA had for the NASA Bicentennial Event was not the Viking Lander on Mars.
NASA wanted to hark back to the early days of space exploration when mice, rats, dogs, monkeys and chimpanzees were orbited and returned. The Russians did orbit a dog, but failed to bother to return it.
To that end NASA wanted to orbit three cows around the Earth.
Why you ask?
You will be glad you did.
You see by orbiting three cows around the Earth, would result in the first herd shot round the World.
NASA wanted to hark back to the early days of space exploration when mice, rats, dogs, monkeys and chimpanzees were orbited and returned. The Russians did orbit a dog, but failed to bother to return it.
To that end NASA wanted to orbit three cows around the Earth.
Why you ask?
You will be glad you did.
You see by orbiting three cows around the Earth, would result in the first herd shot round the World.
NASA had a big steak in that project of course, but they ended up with the mice instead. The radiation was too much and we ended up with three blind mice.
PE
PE
Too bad. They could have put BBQ sauce on the cows and had a feast after re-entry.
OP
OP
I can see where they did not foresee that.
Cowabunga, dude!
I think you are all porking fun at me.
PE
PE
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