My Darkroom smells like poop

[Aggie]

Yep, right from the source.

I can't believe that this thread got a thousand five hundred views so far!

You people have definately no taste for shit!

oh contrare mon amie...... we know good shit when we read about it.

 

[BrianShaw]

P U

 

[ricksplace]

Shit happens.

or more pc "feces occur"

 

[arigram]

Sorry to dissapoint you people but the plumber came today and masterfully closed up the stinky hole.
I know, I know, I am sad too, but all good things have to come to an end...
I just hope you find the strength to continue on with your lives.

 

[Andy K]

I toned some prints for the first time today. How come no-one ever mentioned toner stinks? I mean it really STINKS!!!

 

[avandesande]

That tetanal stuff is notorius. I think there are other sulfide formulas out there.

I toned some prints for the first time today. How come no-one ever mentioned toner stinks? I mean it really STINKS!!!

 

[Flotsam]

Sorry to dissapoint you people but the plumber came today and masterfully closed up the stinky hole.
I know, I know, I am sad too, but all good things have to come to an end...
I just hope you find the strength to continue on with your lives.

Maybe another APUG member will pull a toilet out of his darkroom and we can fire up the thread again.

 

[Aggie]

Neal I'll let you light the first match to fire it up. I'll be right behind the dooor, oops I mean you.

 

[removed account4]

sorry about your former stench problems ari.

just in case you need to know

 

[Flotsam]

sorry about your former stench problems ari.

just in case you need to know

Interesting link, John.

It isn't bad enough that he, and all his ancestors will be forever linked with smelly bodily functions and his name is immortalized as the root of the word "Crap". He also invented, and presumably named, the "Ballcock".

Don't get me wrong. I'm grateful to him for providing me with a comfortable, distraction-free place to read the newspaper but let's face it, he was a bit tone deaf when it came to crafting a personal image that would be taken seriously by posterity.

BTW. Type the word "poop" into the APUG search field and see how many threads come up. Perhaps this isn't quite the bastion of snotty elitists that some think. As if this thread leaves any questions on the matter.

heh, heh, ..."snot"

 

[David]

As long as we're on toilet humor, did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans.

 

[benjiboy]

On further reflection, it's not when your " darkroom smells of poo " you want to worry ,
it's when your poo smells of your darkroom !

 

[kwmullet]

As long as we're on toilet humor, did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans.

Ah, it warms me heart to wake up in the morning, check my mail and see that the best, brightest and most creative are still joined together for humor scatalogical. Nice to know that after all the religious battles over photo terms, corporate ethics, digital v. analog, etc., that we have all found a common ground.

I guess you'd call this the "elimination round"?

-KwM-

 

[Andy K]

On further reflection, it's not when your " darkroom smells of poo " you want to worry ,
it's when your poo smells of your darkroom !

Hehe, good one Bentley!

At the moment it feels like everything in my world smells like rotten eggs...

Note to self... do not use Tetenal toning kit in the kitchen...

 

[benjiboy]

Thanks Andy, now that he has had the sewer pipe capped he won't be able to do his processing at his own convenience !

 

[kwmullet]

gosh, the level of humor keeps getting lower and lower.. might even be assymptotic.

-KwM-

 

[Aggie]

I think this movement is coming to an end.

 

[Andy K]

I agree, the bowels of humour have been well and truly scraped. It's time to evacuate.

 

[kwmullet]

It's nice to know we can all set aside our differences and join forces here.
After all, the enima of my enima is my friend.

-KwM-

 

[avandesande]

do a dektol enima and see what develops.

 

[joeyk49]

Amazing!

Twelve pages of this CRAP!

Just remember, the job's not finished till the paperwork's done!

 

[kwmullet]

Let's switch to Haiku mode!

Darkroom -- stinky place.
Arigram confounded.
Sewer "mouth" maybe?

Toxic, noxious fumes
make darkroom less inviting.
Not to mention puns.

North, south, east and west!
Come puns from all compass points!
Literary stink!

Dig down, APUG friends,
down into humorous depths!
We're an earthy lot!
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[Andy K]

If constipated use the mathematician's method, sit down and work it out with a pencil...

 

[arigram]

Allright, almost two thousand views!
Now I wonder can we break this crappy record?

 

[avandesande]

You guys just reminded me that I need to pick up some fertilizer for the garden.