My Darkroom smells like poop

[avandesande]

this smelly darkroom thread has been a breath of fresh air. please don't remove it!

 

[Lachlan Young]

When ever I hear the term "cool beans" I think of someone farting ice cubes.

How the hell did the ice cubes get there?

Lachlan

 

[Bob F.]

How the hell did the ice cubes get there?

Lachlan

Ah, to be so young and innocent again... .

 

[arigram]

Hey I just reported on a bonna fide darkroom problem!
You guys ruined it all!

 

[Aggie]

Hey I just reported on a bonna fide darkroom problem!
You guys ruined it all!

A real darkroom problem is if you had asked, "How brown is my toner?"

 

[Lachlan Young]

Ah, to be so young and innocent again... .

Imagine the consequences of frostbite...


Lachlan

 

[Stephanie Brim]

This thread has gone down the toilet since I first read it.

 

[titrisol]

Don't tkae it personally ARI
Winter has been too long.....

Hey I just reported on a bonna fide darkroom problem!
You guys ruined it all!

PS I think the solution to your problem is to put a small length of pipe pointing up and an S bend.
Drop water down the S form time to time to keep the smell down.

 

[BrianShaw]

You guys ruined it all!

Ari... this is the second, maybe third, time you've accused "you guys" of "ruining it all" in this thread. Just out of curiousity, do you pout you lips and stomp your feet while typing this?

 

[Flotsam]

I will never post anything silly, remotely funny or irrelevant again.
You guys killed it.
*******
Allright, now it starts to get silly again.
Please continue on these lines.
This is NOT a serious thread!

Hey I just reported on a bonna fide darkroom problem!
You guys ruined it all!

So far Ari has complained when the thread got too serious and then again when it got too silly.

I suspect that he is pulling our legs
... or at least our fingers

 

[Andy K]

Perhaps he's just taking the piss...

 

[arigram]

Yes, I am pissed off, pissed at you, pissed with too much beer and I think I need to piss.

 

[avandesande]

hmm, what were you smoking in there?

Well my cousin did smoke abit with no explosive results, but oh the smell!
And the damned air extractor didn't seem to work as it should!

 

[arigram]

hmm, what were you smoking in there?

Nothing illegal I assure you. Plus he is the smoker. I don't smoke. I find it stupid. I prefer to drink selenium.

 

[Papa Tango]

I prefer to drink selenium.

Well then, that explains the coloration of your picture. And I thought you had just toned it...

Why not put the toilet back in?

 

[Paul Sorensen]

All amateuer smells. I once worked in a maggot farm for 3 months. 50 tons of rotten meat and 15 tons of rotten fish delivered each week. Plus maggots produce a huge amount of ammonia. That's a powerful stink combination.

I can't believe someone just let this post go. Why in God's name do people farm maggots?!?!?! There aren't enough flys out there? Too much meat to get rid of and you don't know how else to do it? Please help me out here!

 

[BrianShaw]

Dawg-gon-it... this thread has been revived. I was secretly hoping was flushed once and for all.

But I did wonder the same question! Perhaps the farming of maggots is for medical science? I believe they use maggots to treat severe burn wounds. The maggots eat the rotting flesh, keeping the wound "clean". I even seem to remember that maggots somehow excrete something that speeds up the healing. My suggestion to all: DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE!

 

[mark]

I can't believe someone just let this post go. Why in God's name do people farm maggots?!?!?! There aren't enough flys out there? Too much meat to get rid of and you don't know how else to do it? Please help me out here!

Damnit. You beat me to the post.

I read this whole thread(it was that or start on the honey-do list) and I feel for you Ari. Look at the bright side. You can bring a woman home, fart and blame it on the darkroom.

 

[Andy K]

I can't believe someone just let this post go. Why in God's name do people farm maggots?!?!?! There aren't enough flys out there? Too much meat to get rid of and you don't know how else to do it? Please help me out here!

Fishing bait.

 

[Bob F.]

Fishing bait.

Plus, for cleaning out wounds. Apparently it takes half a dozen or so changes of maggots - don't want them turning in to flies...

 

[avandesande]

Is the stink gone yet?

 

[arigram]

No, I am still waiting for the plumber. I'll call him tomorrow.

 

[avandesande]

give him some shit

 

[arigram]

Yep, right from the source.

I can't believe that this thread got a thousand five hundred views so far!

You people have definately no taste for shit!

 

[Flotsam]

I'm too pooped to post.