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[dr bob]

Glennmorangie...neat....

Or... Glen Turret

Or, best yet, Glen Dullen. Oh when, oh when will they export again??

The Aquarius is awaiting in the dock.

 

[Ole]

Mine's a Laphroig, please.

There are only three ways to drink whisky: With water, without water, or like water.

 

[Jorge Oliveira]

A joke I've heard in Aberdeen (that one shall say 'Ahbahrdeen'):

A getleman from England went to Scotland, purchased a kleg of pure malt and took it home.
When the kleg was finishing, he mailed the distillers asking for another kleg.

Reply:

"Sorry, Sir, but we do not have an export license..."

Jorge O

 

[Jorge Oliveira]

Ole

Let's make a toast 10.000 km away!

Jorge O

 

[marcello.brussard]

While drinking and tosting I've tried the translation to Italian: this altavista translator is a very funny thing. Most of its literal translation are meaningless but some are pretty amusing.