You really do need to get out more
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I understand why your work experience might give you a poor opinion of the rest of the world, but I am confident that it is not accurately representative.
I "prescribe" something that is not currently available - a night school or similar course on something to do with creativity. Preferably something you have never tried before, but are intrigued by. Something that you don't expect to start out being good at, but like.
In my experience, people who are interested in creativity are the most fun to be around.