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I would like to publicly announce that I will no longer call myself a photographer, but henceforth would like to be referred to as a 'Turnip'. My reasoning is this:

I create editions of photographs, fifteen in number to be exact. But the thing that sets me apart is that any of these fifteen prints may be different sizes and even different processes. I have single images that are printed in silver gelatin, palladium, gumover palladium and even agyrotype from time to time. I feel this working methodology not only makes me a unique and valuable addition to the known cosmos, but is also something that no one has ever thought about before: Imagine, being so curious and experimental, that one feels comfortable doing pretty much any damn thing when it comes to making a print. That's me, baby.

The only trouble is that I originally wanted to be called an artist, but unfortunately that term has apparently been taken. A little googling has led me to believe that no one has appropriated the word 'Turnip' to describe their profession, so I hearby declare this to be my title, and that it is mine alone. If you want to do something different, find your own word. Turnip is taken. By me. Any questions?
 

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You know, the first word that came in to my mind
when I met you for the first time in the Minneapolis Airport,
on our way to Iceland, was Turnip. How weird is that?

:smile:
 
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Well, these folks may think they are turnips. But I am the turnip, because I am the only person doing things exactly the way that I do them. Sort of tautological, sure, but still.

Grand Master Turnip,

Clay

Sorry, I think you'll find www.turnip.com has already been taken by some folks in Michigan...
 

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I've got a big pot au feu on the stove right now. It's got veal bones, a corned beef and a chicken so far, and the turnips and other vegetables and some sausages should be going into the pot in about an hour and a half. I hope the turnips get along well with each other and the other things in the pot.
 
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Holy moly, Ian. What if you are right? Could I actually be a false turnip? What effect will this have on my photo sales? And I have already stamped the back of the mat boards with my exclusive 'Created by Clay, Turnip' ideogram. I can't afford to recall all those things. Is there another thing that looks like a turnip, but has another name? This may really screw up the nationwide marketing roll-out I had planned.
 

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I've got a big pot au feu on the stove right now. It's got veal bones, a corned beef and a chicken so far, and the turnips and other vegetables and some sausages should be going into the pot in about an hour and a half. I hope the turnips get along well with each other and the other things in the pot.

:smile: :smile: :smile: Happy Christmas All!
 

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Holy moly, Ian. What if you are right? Could I actually be a false turnip? What effect will this have on my photo sales? And I have already stamped the back of the mat boards with my exclusive 'Created by Clay, Turnip' ideogram. I can't afford to recall all those things. Is there another thing that looks like a turnip, but has another name? This may really screw up the nationwide marketing roll-out I had planned.

Rutabaga!

PE
 

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Damn, "Artist" is out....and "Turnip" is out. Ok... I'm "J Brunner-Photographer Dude" (Not the one from Pecos, but the original J Brunner- Photographer Dude, the albino).
 

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Clay, you can definitely be "the turnip" if you want to be. It just takes will power.

-thebanana
 

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Clay your are the best this is so funny...sure glad I did not have a mouth full of coffee!! My monitor couldn't take another cleaning!!

However, if you had call yourself Mistletoe it might have been more intereting as people would try to erradicate you all year - except for the holidays when they would hang you up and kiss underneath you. And if I might suggest making your prints with an Etch-a-Sketch, then they would disapear when the buyer went to hang the art on the wall...or at least make plutonium prints, that would put an end to those art critics that have to get their nose up to a print to see if it is 'great' or not.

Happy Holidays, Clay


Damn this is great!!!
 

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Sorry Clay, but 'Turnip' was appropriated by England Football Manager Graham Taylor back in 1993.
 

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You're missing an obvious opportunity. With your particular first name, why not call yourself a pigeon? Or is that for the birds? No crying fowl.

Joe
 

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I proclaim myself Tsitra the anti-artist!

Murray
 

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My wife, as a child, was given the part of a cucumber in a kindergarden play. She asked the teacher how to be a cucumber, and the teacher replied 'you must be a cucumber gently dear'. She has remembered that to this day.

Be a rutabaga or a salsify.

PE
 

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But you CAN be the turnip IF YOU BE-LEAF in yourself!

We're all rooting for you!

(maybe too much scotch?)

HIC!

Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

;-)
 

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Turnip is taken. By me.
And what an incredibly fine Turnipian sensibility you have. I predict a whole bushel of Turnip wannabes in no time at all. But alas, in your shadow they will never amount to anything more than Radishes... or at the very most, Beets.
 

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I am contemplating what is needed to achieve Turnipdom or is it Turnipitis, or Turnipicity. I guess I have to give up. Too mind boggling.

PE
 
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