You gotta Laugh

[RobC]

Phone maker LG have released their new phone aimed at photographers. But what makes it laughable is that they are describing it as having a "Coutured leather finish"

 

[OptiKen]

Remember when we used to judge a phone based on sound quality and reception?

 

[MartinCrabtree]

Better yet remember when we left the phone at home????

 

[Sirius Glass]

Remember when a phone was just a phone. What a concept!

 

[Richard S. (rich815)]

Better yet remember when we left the phone at home????

I love my smart phone, but honestly miss those days...sigh....

 

[Dan Daniel]

I love my smart phone, but honestly miss those days...sigh....

You can still do it. Leave it... really, it's hard the first time but it gets easier. Just every now and then to remind yourself who is in charge. I spent a few days on the road recently, meaing back roads and coast line, etc. After the first day I didn't even *care* when I had no signal!! Imagine that!! By the second day, I didn't even *check* if I had a signal.... And life went on. No one died because I was unavailable, no spaceships invaded earth, emails and messages *could* wait.....

 

[gone]

Right, just ditch the thing. 10 days ago I decided that technology and other useless things had to go. They've been screwing up my life and using up my time. Diverting me from what I really want to do. So gone are the cell phone, news (online, and the reading of all printed newspapers), wristwatch, fast food restaurants, the TV is off except for the occasional music video, etc. The internet is now only for this forum, selling the last of my gear on fleabay and here, and for research, not articles and such. Deleted my accounts in the three other online forums that I was a member of too.

You would not believe what a difference it has made. I have so much more energy, my thoughts are clearer, things are getting done. Should have done this ages ago. We only have X amount of energy and time each day of our lives. Time spent at one thing takes time and energy from some place else.

 

[Ko.Fe.]

Remember when we used to judge a phone based on sound quality and reception?

And how smooth was rotary dial

 

[Richard S. (rich815)]

Right, right....I realize I can leave my phone at home but I was referring to the entire culture and environment of everyone, not just me. Believe me, I love it when I go to the Eastern Sierras and lose all cell coverage!

 

[Richard S. (rich815)]

And how smooth was rotary dial

And how we hated when we made a friend and they had a lot of 9' or 0's in their number! Dialing those numbers took forever!!

 

[resummerfield]

Right, just ditch the thing. 10 days ago I decided that technology and other useless things had to go. They've been screwing up my life and using up my time. Diverting me from what I really want to do. So gone are the cell phone, news (online, and the reading of all printed newspapers), wristwatch, fast food restaurants, the TV is off except for the occasional music video, etc. The internet is now only for this forum, selling the last of my gear on fleabay and here, and for research, not articles and such. Deleted my accounts in the three other online forums that I was a member of too.

You would not believe what a difference it has made. I have so much more energy, my thoughts are clearer, things are getting done. Should have done this ages ago. We only have X amount of energy and time each day of our lives. Time spent at one thing takes time and energy from some place else.

Well done! I've been limiting my on-line time, and I'm getting a lot more done.

 

[MartinCrabtree]

All I have is a cell phone. And I don't know where it is half the time and do not answer it the other half. But when ya really need it the value goes through the roof.

 

[paul_c5x4]

Better yet remember when we left the phone at home????

And how smooth was rotary dial

Or cranking the handle and speaking to a real live girl that would connect you to the number you wanted...

 

[summicron1]

Phone maker LG have released their new phone aimed at photographers. But what makes it laughable is that they are describing it as having a "Coutured leather finish"

Coutured leather? What the heck is that. Sounds like Recardo Montalban and his "fine Cornthian leather" crap.

 

[benjiboy]

I love my android smartphone, my eldest son bought me it for my last birthday.

 

[Theo Sulphate]

... So gone are the cell phone, news (online, and the reading of all printed newspapers) ...

No news? So you are completely unaware that alien spacecraft have landed in Grover's Mill, New Jersey?

 

[480sparky]

Best of both worlds...... A rotary smart phone:

http://www.cnet.com/news/rotary-dials-give-smartphone-retro-flair/

 

[Dan Daniel]

As an aside, the little program 'Freedom' is very nice. It kills your internet connection for a period of time. You decide how long. No ability to check email, get a quick update on this or that news story, etc. You can still use your computer, just not for internet things. Photo editing, writing, reading- all fine. Rather amazing how much time all those 'just a second, new email!' things suck out of a day.

http://freedomapp.us/

Speaking of which- bye for a few hours.

 

[Stephen Prunier]

How may I help you? Yes, Hi. Can I have the number for Jon Doe, on Kodak St, Yes, the one in Rochester. Thanks, that's the one. Oh, one more thing. Can I get the exact time? 11:09 am. Thanks again. Have a nice day!.

When was the last time anyone had a conversation like that?

 

[480sparky]

http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/12299/Green_Acres_Haney_Phone_Service/

 

[RobC]

I suppose I should have provided the link the LG's sales guy saying its a fashion item with coutured leather finish. So here it is.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-32522204 (the main video)

 

[Cycler]

Among other things I was once a CTC representative on a committee based in Grassington. Empire of deepest darkness for all mobile networks at the time. There's a dark side to there being no phone signal. As you pass through the littoral where there are masts life gets doubly hazardous. Local Fire & Rescue had loads of calls to Bolton abbey. Because that was where previously 'dead' phones suddenly came to life.........................! Cars could be seen weaving about as drivers got their e-fixes after a period of 'cold-turkey!' as a cyclist I just enjoyed the peace & quiet; no silly, "have you had PPI/According to our data you are over 55 and can claim your pension!"

 

[Steve Smith]

Better yet remember when we left the phone at home????

That's where all of mine are.


Steve.

 

[pbromaghin]

My grandmother lived next door and would listen in on my sisters's conversations on the party line.

 

[Bradmhughes]

Living at the cottage most definitely has its perks but it also comes with a long list of things to do that simply don’t take care of themselves. Changing out everything from deck boards to light bulbs, I’ve become a pretty hands on handyperson. (I’m working on a small hot water issue that has me bathing in the lake until the weekend but that's another post.)


I don’t know what things look like from where you’re sitting but from where I’m typing the mosquitoes are plentiful and some range up in size resembling small hummingbirds. Though life teaches one to appreciate quality and not quantity, some days I feel a swarm of skeeters could carry me from the car down the 55 steps and dump me at the sliding patio door on the deck. BBQing dinner last night, I’d had finally had enough, and hatched a plan.

You’ll be impressed when I share that I don’t run the chainsaw when I’m here alone, so a few years back I bought myself a hacksaw.


Knowing what I had to do to get it done, I fetched it from the shed last night. Then, once the high noon sun hit today, I slathered myself in Muskol, and hit the back hill on a mission.


Come hell or high water, I was going clear as much brush as I could to get some serious sunlight onto the hill to help Mother Nature burn them blood sucking skeeters to a crisp. Two hours later the remnants were hauled into a pile and I had gone as far as I could. I was sweaty and stinky. The good news is that there wasn’t a skeeter in sight. I gobbled my lunch, cleaned myself up and worked the afternoon away at my desk.


About 15 minutes ago I went outside to see if I had actually made a dent in my task at hand. Truth is, I couldn’t tell. The mosquitoes were so friggin’ bad that I just turned around and came back in the cottage. Guess I’m gonna give it another go tomorrow. Just like preparing a solid annual operating plan, more hacking and slashing (I mean sawing) shall happen tomorrow!


YUP, the skeeter/hacksaw saga continues. Something tells me I’m fighting a losing battle but at least I’m committed on giving it an honest go and not pouting when it simply didn't work out the way I wanted it to.



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