Write ad copy for your favorite film, humor or serious, your choice

[jay moussy]

Write a sentence, or slogan to describe or promote your favorite (camera) film, be it humorous, or serious.

It would tempting to cover "most disliked", but then, it may stop being fun, so, no.

One rule: you cannot criticize any entry.
Write your own, but do not denigrate a prior entry.

There will be no single winner. Your participation is your prize!

 

[MattKing]

For clarity, and with the sub-forum in mind, by "film" do you mean the stuff you put into a camera, or the thing we watch and listen to for entertainment?

 

[Vaughn]

Need contrast? Need that fine control of light values that the run-of-the-muck films fail to provide! Try Kodak Copy Film! Slow enough to catch the fastest light!
Find it at your neighborhood camera and film retail establishment today!

I wish! Got some, bit of some base fog, but even, and I deal with it...actually semi-beneficial with some alt processes.
Zion National Park, 2018
8x10 carbon print from Kodak Copy Film...at 25ASA, I think.

 

[removed account4]

"buy expired, your bar is already set low so you'lll do just fine!"

 

[jay moussy]

For clarity, and with the sub-forum in mind, by "film" do you mean the stuff you put into a camera, or the thing we watch and listen to for entertainment?

camera film - ain't nobody got time for movies!

 

[Robert Maxey]

"Introducing the all new Cirkit Panorama Outfit from Century Camera Company. True Giga Pixel captures on every 24 square feet of film, now in a convenient 16: x 18 foot rolls from your local stock house."

 

[nosmok]

Kodak Commercial Ortho. For when apples and pumpkins just HAVE to be black.

 

[Pieter12]

Please, don't. There is already enough bad ad copy out there, why add to the stinking pot of rotting flesh.

 

[Christiaan Phleger]

"Fuji ""Film"" Professional Products; Available to the pro for just long enough to build your business on a style and then we will discontinue it until we might make it again, maybe."

 

[Robert Maxey]

"You press the button, Photoshop does the rest"

Bob

 

[Robert Maxey]

Please, don't. There is already enough bad ad copy out there, why add to the stinking pot of rotting flesh.

Come on ... it is all in good fun. We need more fun in our ads, right?

Bob

 

[Robert Maxey]

Kodak Commercial Ortho. For when apples and pumpkins just HAVE to be black.

Corel Photo Paint, for when someone shot the pumpkins and apples with ortho film, and pumpkins and apples HAVE to be orange and red and green"

All in good fun, mate.

Bob

 

[MattKing]

T-Max 400 - don't you wish it was around when you were young!?

 

[Cholentpot]

Plus-X. No-one cared until it was gone.

 

[Mike Crawford]

To be whispered in a sultry French voice. (Male or Female!)

'T-max, ou comme on dit en France, vive le T-Mush!'

 

[Mike Crawford]

To be whispered in a sultry French voice. (Male or Female!)

'T-max, ou comme on dit en France, vive le T-Mush!'

Oh bugger, didn't notice it was for favourite and not for any old emulsion. Better ban me from this thread!!

 

[AnselMortensen]

"Kodak 2475 Recording Film....for those times when you want your photos to look like they're printed on 80-grit sandpaper!"

 

[Pieter12]

Plus-X. No-one cared until it was gone.

That's an obituary, not an ad.

 

[Cholentpot]

That's an obituary, not an ad.

It's not quite dead yet. I have some zombie rolls kicking around.

 

[Pieter12]

It's not quite dead yet. I have some zombie rolls kicking around.

So you're selling your stash?

 

[Foto Ludens]

Fomapan 400: No tricks, no gimmicks. Just very nice film for not much money.

-- or --

Fomapan 400: Great tones, box speed, low grain. Pick one.

 

[Cholentpot]

So you're selling your stash?

Ha!

 

[Pieter12]

Ha!

But you just wrote ad copy for it!

 

[George Mann]

Plus-X. No-one cared until it was gone.

Kodachrome and Pan-X, because some people care that it is still gone.

 

[Cholentpot]

But you just wrote ad copy for it!

You're not getting my Plus-X that easily.