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Maris

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I've posted this before but it's the biggest photographic mistake I've ever seen:

A few years ago my photographer pal J.E with whom I shared an apartment managed to get himself accredited to photograph the 1000km power boat race from Sydney to Brisbane. J.E. hired a light plane for a complete set of aerial shots from start to finish.
As it turned out the weather was rough and the little plane bounced all over the sky, could scarcely keep up with the power boats, and had to refuel five times. J.E. was horribly
airsick. This was going to be a nasty, expensive, but potentially profitable day!
About midnight I heard J.E. come back to the apartment. I could smell the vomit. He went straight to the darkroom/laundry and the usual film processing noises followed. About an hour later I woke to hear roaring and furniture smashing.

It was a horrible sight. J.E. had loaded the big 8 reel Paterson tank with his film and, in his addle-pated state, went fixer first and developer second. Eight 36exp rolls of crystal clear film, J.E., and a broken chair formed a heap in the middle of the floor.
There was a happy ending. The next morning J.E. looked in his camera bag and saw a Canon EOS1 belonging to one of the boat drivers who was a photography enthusiast. The boat driver had asked J.E. to finish off a roll that was in his camera. The roll was developed very carefully, dev first fixer second, and came out with 24 frames of the boat race. All frames sold and making enlargements was like printing money. Even the boat driver bought a set.
As for the eight clear rolls, well, we never said a word.
I've made plenty of mistakes but never that big. Not yet.
 

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I've posted this before but it's the biggest photographic mistake I've ever seen:

A few years ago my photographer pal J.E with whom I shared an apartment managed to get himself accredited to photograph the 1000km power boat race from Sydney to Brisbane. J.E. hired a light plane for a complete set of aerial shots from start to finish.
As it turned out the weather was rough and the little plane bounced all over the sky, could scarcely keep up with the power boats, and had to refuel five times. J.E. was horribly
airsick. This was going to be a nasty, expensive, but potentially profitable day!
About midnight I heard J.E. come back to the apartment. I could smell the vomit. He went straight to the darkroom/laundry and the usual film processing noises followed. About an hour later I woke to hear roaring and furniture smashing.

It was a horrible sight. J.E. had loaded the big 8 reel Paterson tank with his film and, in his addle-pated state, went fixer first and developer second. Eight 36exp rolls of crystal clear film, J.E., and a broken chair formed a heap in the middle of the floor.
There was a happy ending. The next morning J.E. looked in his camera bag and saw a Canon EOS1 belonging to one of the boat drivers who was a photography enthusiast. The boat driver had asked J.E. to finish off a roll that was in his camera. The roll was developed very carefully, dev first fixer second, and came out with 24 frames of the boat race. All frames sold and making enlargements was like printing money. Even the boat driver bought a set.
As for the eight clear rolls, well, we never said a word.
I've made plenty of mistakes but never that big. Not yet.

I have found that developer first produces much better than fixer first. I too have made that mistake once but not in such a specular fashion nor with such flair.
 

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I've posted this before but it's the biggest photographic mistake I've ever seen:

A few years ago my photographer pal J.E with whom I shared an apartment managed to get himself accredited to photograph the 1000km power boat race from Sydney to Brisbane. J.E. hired a light plane for a complete set of aerial shots from start to finish.
As it turned out the weather was rough and the little plane bounced all over the sky, could scarcely keep up with the power boats, and had to refuel five times. J.E. was horribly
airsick. This was going to be a nasty, expensive, but potentially profitable day!
About midnight I heard J.E. come back to the apartment. I could smell the vomit. He went straight to the darkroom/laundry and the usual film processing noises followed. About an hour later I woke to hear roaring and furniture smashing.

It was a horrible sight. J.E. had loaded the big 8 reel Paterson tank with his film and, in his addle-pated state, went fixer first and developer second. Eight 36exp rolls of crystal clear film, J.E., and a broken chair formed a heap in the middle of the floor.
There was a happy ending. The next morning J.E. looked in his camera bag and saw a Canon EOS1 belonging to one of the boat drivers who was a photography enthusiast. The boat driver had asked J.E. to finish off a roll that was in his camera. The roll was developed very carefully, dev first fixer second, and came out with 24 frames of the boat race. All frames sold and making enlargements was like printing money. Even the boat driver bought a set.
As for the eight clear rolls, well, we never said a word.
I've made plenty of mistakes but never that big. Not yet.

Love these old war stories.
 

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I have found that developer first produces much better than fixer first. I too have made that mistake once but not in such a specular fashion nor with such flair.

It is such a relief to learn that there are others who have been afflicted with transitory SFB (s**t for brains), putting in fixer as the first solution.
 

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Love these old war stories.

It is such a relief to learn that there are others who have been afflicted with transitory SFB (s**t for brains), putting in fixer as the first solution.

I found out years ago, the HARD way, that developer goes in first, then the fixer. BIG labels on the bottles seems to help....IMO.
 

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A few days ago, I forgot to empty my tank, after I'd filled it with water for a pre-soak. Fortunately, it was only a test strip.
 

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As I was preparing for a day-long hike around lake Tahoe, I loaded one film back and took another as a spare. This was one of those challenging hikes when you gain 3K feet of elevation before descending, and I was in a picky mood too. Normally I'd blow through half a dozen rolls on a scenic location like this, but not on that day. I was choosing each scene with great deliberation and carefully composed every shot. By the end of the day I made only 8 exposures and didn't need the 2nd back.

As you probably have guessed, upon my return to the car late in the evening I discovered that I had been shooting a phantom roll. The camera had the empty back attached, while the loaded back stayed in the bag. I had nothing.

Still had a great time though. And now I have a well-researched location bookmarked for future photo trips.
 

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Since large format does not have the interlocks and safeties that come with 35mm and MF, large format allows one to screw up in many innovative and costly ways.
  • Removing the darkslide before take off the lenscap and cranking focal plan shutter
  • Inserting film emulsion side down in the film holder
  • Opening the sheet film box in daylight
  • Forgetting to replace the darkslide
  • ...

All part of why I quit large format 2 years ago. Why the hell did I start again last week?
 

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It is such a relief to learn that there are others who have been afflicted with transitory SFB (s**t for brains), putting in fixer as the first solution.

I prefer the acronym Operator Assisted Failure ==> OAF Usage: The oaf poured in the fixer, emptied the tank and then the oaf poured in the developer.
 
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I have always found it useful to colour code containers and have never mixed them up:- Dev - Blue, Stop - yellow (indicator stop bath), Fix - Red.
 
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