Why did my son make THAT camera movement?

[Hamster]

Use reverse psychology: look at his image intently, stroke your beard/chin (whichever comes first) and slowly say something about the "artisic qualities" the image holds. Then suggest printing it really big and offering it for sale. He'll either fess up that it isn't the image he was hoping for and perhaps ask for some fatehrly guidance... or he'll sell it for lot$ and lot$ of money and you can live off of him for a while.

What they say at art school:

"If you can't make it good, then make it big."