Ahhh, now a Hasselblad 500ELM is hard to beat, especially in a church! Heard a digicam the other day, not only a synthesised shutter sound, but motor wind as well....now that was weak assed.
If you ever heard a Zeiss Ikon Contarex you know that very special shutter noise, it's a little bit like releasing 500 mechanic parts that are all under high tension, a little bit like a clockwork shooting a round like a battleship cannonade. Well, they made a motor drive for that camera to add more fun:
I have the Nikon F4 with its built-in motor and a motorized Nikon F2. The sound of the F4 is nice but my favorite is the F2 with an MD1 or MD2 motor drive powered by an MB1 battery pack.
if you are limited by to 5-10secs of motor winding nirvana, just do it without any film in... no idea about most of these combos, but works for the FE/FM with MD12.