There's an easy solution. Just make view cameras soft and cuddly with lots of pink foam padding and kitten hair darkcloths - don't want any of the sweat and blisters that come with having to haul heavy things, learning how to do new things, or surviving some near-death experience whenever someone happens to state a different opinion than you. Maybe Martha Stewart has an illustrated book telling you how to make large format camera shaped cookies without leaving the comfort of your own sofa. That's how wars are won, yessir, how continents are explored, and how the moon was landed upon.