The bride dresses like a princess and the groom dresses like a waiter. IMO the groom could be represented by a cardboard cutout and it would be the same thing. He's more of a bother than anything else. Mostly it's about status and how much money you afford to can waste. Or am I too cynical?
A husband is what is left of a suitor after the nerve has been removed.
I realized that, but just chose to ignore it.You guys realize the joke is about the iPhones right?
Actually it is a modern parable concerning the legend of Moses and a commentary on the cheapening of religion in the modern era with the utilization of a miniature depiction of the stone tablets of law as depicted on a nuptial pastry.
Actually it is a modern parable concerning the legend of Moses and a commentary on the cheapening of religion in the modern era with the utilization of a miniature depiction of the stone tablets of law as depicted on a nuptial pastry.
I'll give you my iPad when you pry it from my cold dead hands...
I've been married for 49 years Steve and I've discovered that it ain't an accident why the bride wears white
I'll tell her about you're remark moose, and I warn you she was cashiered out of the Waffen S.S for excessive crueltyI thought it was so she matched the rest of the appliances. (ducking)
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