Todays' problem shooting weddings ...

[Sirius Glass]

Todays' problem shooting weddings ...

 

[benjiboy]

I've been married for 49 years Steve and I've discovered that it ain't an accident why the bride wears white and the groom black

 

[Sirius Glass]

Roger that Ben. I declared myself a free agent after serving twenty four years.

 

[Gerald C Koch]

A husband is what is left of a suitor after the nerve has been removed.

 

[MaximusM3]

.. Or am I too cynical?

NO!

 

[Sirius Glass]

The bride dresses like a princess and the groom dresses like a waiter. IMO the groom could be represented by a cardboard cutout and it would be the same thing. He's more of a bother than anything else. Mostly it's about status and how much money you afford to can waste. Or am I too cynical?

You have that about right.

 

[fotch]

A husband is what is left of a suitor after the nerve has been removed.

You have some nerve changes to you had some nerve!

 

[clayne]

You guys realize the joke is about the iPhones right?

 

[benjiboy]

You guys realize the joke is about the iPhones right?

I realized that, but just chose to ignore it.

 

[Truzi]

That does remind me of a reception I attended about a year or so ago. During the speeches, it was quite humorous to see people holding phones and tablets in the air to take pictures. They could have at least stood and held it in front of them so as to not look so stupid.

 

[Dr Croubie]

Actually it is a modern parable concerning the legend of Moses and a commentary on the cheapening of religion in the modern era with the utilization of a miniature depiction of the stone tablets of law as depicted on a nuptial pastry.

http://hidensneek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Heston-ipad.jpg ?

 

[blansky]

Actually it is a modern parable concerning the legend of Moses and a commentary on the cheapening of religion in the modern era with the utilization of a miniature depiction of the stone tablets of law as depicted on a nuptial pastry.

WHAT????

 

[blansky]

http://hidensneek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Heston-ipad.jpg ?

I'll give you my iPad when you pry it from my cold dead hands...

 

[PKM-25]

I'll give you my iPad when you pry it from my cold dead hands...

We gave ours to our cat so she could play her game, just another time wasting distraction for us, won't buy another one just like I will never buy another Apple laptop, MacPro, Nikon DSLR, etc...

But the original post, yeah, what a sad state of affairs in losing human eye contact to gain i-Contact, I watched it happen while on my book project from 2005-2011, a truly pathetic race we have become.

Thank god I am almost done with garbage digital!

 

[moose10101]

I've been married for 49 years Steve and I've discovered that it ain't an accident why the bride wears white

I thought it was so she matched the rest of the appliances. (ducking)

 

[benjiboy]

I thought it was so she matched the rest of the appliances. (ducking)

I'll tell her about you're remark moose, and I warn you she was cashiered out of the Waffen S.S for excessive cruelty

 

[jacaquarie]

Why do brides wear white?

All household appliances come in white!



Why do women have smaller feet that men?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

And I already know why I've been married twice and divorced twice too..............................

 

[Oxleyroad]

I was a guest at the wedding of two friends of mine and they got married on grandfinal day. Both bride and groom had one earphone in to listen to the score as it was broadcast. Interesting thing was they baracked for the opposing teams in the final! Every now an then through the service one of them would punch the air as their team scored.

Made for an interesting marriage service as the minister/priest would relay the score to the congregation.