Sounds good to me! Especially at that age. 12, 13, 14... rough years for kids, but rougher for the people who have to deal with the kids.
The trick to parody is to be so obtuse, so over the top, that someone would have to think very little of you to think you're serious. Start by telling them you don't have kids, so they know you're an expert, then tell them everything they do wrong. When someone complains their kid is growing too fast, you tell them to keep it in a smaller cage, that worked for your Oscar who didn't get huge utnil you got a 100 gallon aquarium. A three year old has too much energy to sit still? You're not yelling at them enough. It's important to let your kids know you hate them early on.
I have a lot of cameras. Maybe 5 or 6 more than I need or use, plus I have some cheapies -- plastic fantastic Nikons and point and shoots -- that I'll give to a young person who wants to try film. Film is all the rage amongst the post millennials these days.
Actually, maybe 10 more than I need. I could use an F3, Leica, and F6 and pretty much cover everything I do in the format. I cycle through the other 35mms because I enjoy using the FM3a, and the F2 is cool as... etc. But the word "need" certainly doesn't apply to most of my 35mm. I don't "need" my GX680, or my ETRSi either.
I didn't break the bank for any of these. I have a budget for entertainment, and I only buy cameras out of that pool of money. Being single I'm only responsible to myself, but it's all the same. They're all worth at least what I paid for them, still, and I can justify it all in a lot of ways, but I don't need to justify them. I have agreed with myself on a minimum amount to save every paycheck, exceed my savings goal every month, so the few dollars extra is discretionary, and I can choose to go out, or to shoot some rolls of film, or whatever it is I want to do. I've been doing this for some years now and it has worked well for me to meet financial goals without guilt or hand wringing.