It is funny. By coincidence, I started reading this thread just as I am working on a letter to accompany a request for the opportunity to hang some of my work in a local exhibition space. Since initially the arts advisory comittee only want to see a few representative slides, I almost made the mistake of writing an artsy fartsy, serious "statement" to attempt to convey to them the wider thought and common philosophy that connects the images that I would like to show. This probably wouldn't be immediately apparent in a few individual slides and I thought that it might be a helpful consideration when they decide which 12 applicants they will choose to offer their space this year.
Good thing I saw this thread because after reading the advice and consensus of opinions here I've decided just to grab a purple crayon and scrawl:
"I photograph what I want, when I want, how I want and print as I choose. Everything I do is automatically fine art because _I_ have decided to apply that lable to it and even though you don't know me from a hole in the ground, if you don't instinctively understand that, then you can all kiss my Fat Pink A**!
Thank you for considering my request to show my photographs in your space, I am anxiously awaiting your final decision.
Yours Truly,
[signature]"
I'll be sure to send you all invitations to the opening