LMNOP: I'll join the others who strongly recommend you ignore your neighborhood LF enthusiast, he is just wrong. I still remember when I started photography some 50 years ago, living in NYC, and using a lab to develop and proof my 35mm film, and make prints of the few images I really wanted. Fast forward to the present, and I have a darkroom and process and print everything from 35mm through 4x5, and occasionally exhibit work. Each approach had its time and place.
Where is he wrong specifically? As was posted, many scan their negatives on Epson flatbed scanners, and produce their prints digitally. Those prints can be just as wonderful as darkroom-processed prints. Without meaning to generate a big debate, simply visit any photography gallery, and these days the majority of their sales are of digitally processed prints. Why do I make darkroom prints? Largely because I know how to produce decent prints that way, and don't want to go through the entire learning curve of Photoshop and inkjet printing, or the expense of a dedicated photo printer and inks, especially because I am a low-volume printer, and digital printers want to be used more regularly than I would. Its not a quality issue, because a skilled worker can make wonderful prints either way. Also, you don't need a V800, look into a refurbished 4990 (that's what I use) or a refurbished V700. They're just as functional if you want to save money. (I'm actually a hybrid, I develop my film, scan it to make digital contact sheets, and to allow me to post to the web, and then make darkroom prints of the images I really like.)
As for developing, I would experiment with the taco method. I've never used it because I have a darkroom, but it requires very little equipment, and you may discover you like developing, at least B&W film. Actually any tank method will work, chemicals are really cheap, and almost everyone can find a closet for film loading. Wait until night time, turn out the lights in the adjoining room, and with only a towel or something to stuff in the cracks you have the minimum "darkroom" required. Once the film is in the tank, develop in your bathroom.
At the end of the day, the vast majority of us do this for fun. For me, the quality difference between MF (which you shoot a lot) and LF is pretty small (at least on the 11x14 prints I make) but I just love the tactile feel of working with sheet film. And I enjoy the process of using a view camera. So ignore your local poor advice, and enjoy yourself!