Oh the humanity! It is gone gone gone!!

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Well this is hawkward, wren threads go to the birds. Hawkward but dovely. Toucan play at this game. Owl mean, geese, guys, these puns are funny, don't you think? I mean, bird puns are the best puns I wrencon I've feather seen.

I will now sparrow you from more bird puns from me. I would say, however, that APUG has some of the most talonted punsters around.
 

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Some will say neigh to that idea but I think better talent shod be reined in and harnessed to increase our personal amusement.
 

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... and a Kickstarter will avaoid any one of us from being saddled with the total cost!
 

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Kickstarter could spur some interest...
 

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Maybe I'll put away my eye-phone and trot right over to my computer and get something started!
 

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Bridle me in if I'm getting started at too fast of a pace.
 
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... or should I conduct a Gallop Poll first to determine the breadth of interest?
 

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I'll whip one right up, but first... lunch at CANTER's deli!

Note: for those of you who are not in LA, that is a reference to a famous delicatessan. www.cantersdeli.com/
 

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You guys bug me with all of your lousy jokes and puns. All of this mickey mouse stuff instead of reel photograpee is a waist of thyme. This thread probably cannot be red nor understood by most non-native English speakers.

PE
 

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Waste of thyme, you say? What sage wisdom to be offering. Thanks very much.

I'm logging off and will bee back later! Buzz me on the phone if you knead me.
 

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Photo Engineer said:
You guys bug me with all of your lousy jokes and puns. All of this mickey mouse stuff instead of reel photograpee is a waist of thyme. This thread probably cannot be red nor understood by most non-native English speakers.

PE
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I don't mind you needling us. What good is a thread without a needle?
 

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Got into a pickle with a sour kraut who's been dogging me to change tables with him because he's a bit chile. I may have to ketchup with challah youse guys later.
 

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BrianShaw said:
I'll whip one right up, but first... lunch at CANTER's deli!

Note: for those of you who are not in LA, that is a reference to a famous delicatessan. www.cantersdeli.com/
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That lox you in to being in L.A.! I Wilshire my experience with you.
I was there a few matzo go, had a ball! Souper!

It has a great reputation and long history, and those are Fairfax! I love its delicate essence.

Too bad PE has a beef with our corny puns, and makes those rye comments.
 

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Yeah, an APUG Stupidvisor should check in and end this. Then, having ended it, all will be behind us. Tankfully.

PE
 
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During the 60s some drug smugglers hid their stash in the sea cliff of the Palos Verde peninsula in the Los Angeles area. The stash was mixed with seeds. The birds discovered the stash and starting eating the tainted seeds. Because of the erratic bird behavior, the DEA discovered the stash. The press release said, "One might say that no tern was left unstoned."
 
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The drug smugglers consider it a bust!
 

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Ogden Nash outdid that, when dying he went to hear his final concert given by Issac Stern. He reported to the press that he wanted to die "leaving no tone unsterned".

Sorry for the Dash of Nash!

PE
 
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