Oh the humanity! It is gone gone gone!!

Photo Engineer · Apr 22, 2013

This is not a MOOOOVING discussion. I think that none of you are very PUNNY.

PE

lxdude · Apr 22, 2013

Sorry, I can't steer away from the puns.

Ha! A two-fer. Cars and cows. Take that, PE!

BrianShaw · Apr 22, 2013

How much more of this BULLoney are we to endure. Really.

Photo Engineer · Apr 22, 2013

It isn't very punny any more. I think he is trying to cow us.

PE

BrianShaw · Apr 22, 2013

Perhaps... but it is important to continually COWTOW to the leadership - real or apparent.

BrianShaw · Apr 22, 2013

... but I assure you... I have no intentions to prostate myself in public!

Photo Engineer · Apr 22, 2013

But his comments keep rear ending us! Oh well, I guess we backed into this on our own.

PE

BrianShaw · Apr 22, 2013

Not to be pedantic, but didn't you mean, "Butt his comments keep rear ending us!"?

lxdude · Apr 22, 2013

BrianShaw said:
How much more of this BULLoney are we to endure. Really.

Those are old puns. You haven't heard manure ones yet.

lxdude · Apr 22, 2013

Photo Engineer said:
But his comments keep rear ending us! Oh well, I guess we backed into this on our own.

PE

Stickin' it to ya! Constant pun-ishment!

lxdude · Apr 22, 2013

BrianShaw said:
How much more of this BULLoney are we to endure. Really.

So you got a beef, huh?

A friend's dad sure had a beef after he traded in his Toro-nado on a Matador!

lxdude · Apr 22, 2013

BrianShaw said:
How much more of this BULLoney are we to endure. Really.

Seems like you're the cattle-ist!

lxdude · Apr 22, 2013

BrianShaw said:
... but I assure you... I have no intentions to prostate myself in public!

I bullieve that. Digital exams are not allowed on APUG.

Or did you mean prostitute yourself in public?

lxdude · Apr 22, 2013

BrianShaw said:
Perhaps... but it is important to continually COWTOW to the leadership - real or apparent.

Just don't get too cudly.

BrianShaw · Apr 22, 2013

lxdude said:
Or did you mean prostitute yourself in public?

Whore you talking to? I'd pay to know!

Photo Engineer · Apr 22, 2013

BrianShaw said:
Not to be pedantic, but didn't you mean, "Butt his comments keep rear ending us!"?

Yes, I did. That was a typo on my part. No bull, I thank you.

Some of these guys should be roasted over a slow fire made of dried cow patties! I don't think that anyone would have a beef with that sentiment. It would then convert this thread into one about long pig.

PE

BrianShaw · Apr 22, 2013

Photo Engineer said:
Some of these guys should be roasted over a slow fire made of dried cow patties! I don't think that anyone would have a beef with that sentiment. It would then convert this thread into one about long pig.

Wouldn't do much good... they'd continue to hog the discussion.

BrianShaw · Apr 22, 2013

Pardon me, I'll be out for a while. It's lunchtime and the cafeteria is serving chop sooie.

KenS · Apr 22, 2013

Photo Engineer said:
Some of these guys should be roasted over a slow fire made of dried cow patties! I don't think that anyone would have a beef with that sentiment. It would then convert this thread into one about long pig.

PE

That might just be a well deserved punishment

Ken

Sirius Glass · Apr 22, 2013

The first idea the NASA had for the NASA Bicentennial Event was not the Viking Lander on Mars.

NASA wanted to hark back to the early days of space exploration when mice, rats, dogs, monkeys and chimpanzees were orbited and returned. The Russians did orbit a dog, but failed to bother to return it.

To that end NASA wanted to orbit three cows around the Earth.

Why you ask?

You will be glad you did.

You see by orbiting three cows around the Earth, would result in the first herd shot round the World.

Photo Engineer · Apr 22, 2013

NASA had a big steak in that project of course, but they ended up with the mice instead. The radiation was too much and we ended up with three blind mice.

PE

lxdude · Apr 22, 2013

Photo Engineer said:
NASA had a big steak in that project of course, but they ended up with the mice instead. The radiation was too much and we ended up with three blind mice.

PE

Too bad. They could have put BBQ sauce on the cows and had a feast after re-entry.

Sirius Glass · Apr 22, 2013

Photo Engineer said:
NASA had a big steak in that project of course, but they ended up with the mice instead. The radiation was too much and we ended up with three blind mice.

PE

I can see where they did not foresee that.

lxdude · Apr 22, 2013

Photo Engineer said:
It isn't very punny any more. I think he is trying to cow us.

PE

Cowabunga, dude!

Photo Engineer · Apr 22, 2013

I think you are all porking fun at me.

PE

Oh the humanity! It is gone gone gone!!

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