Laser turntables are analog, and they are very bad as well. A very bad idea. They pick op a lot of surface noise that wouldn't be picked up by a regular stylus. As I wrote above, record wear isn't a problem with a reasonably good system, not even memtioning a deluxe system. I have my copy of Abbey Road i bought about 15 years ago, brand new, and I have played it uncountable times over the years, easily more than 60 (four times each year), in a lot of different turntables because I have owned a lot of TTs over those years... and it still sounds as good as when new,
As for the "these things are consumables" claim, well, I think it's already known that vinyl records are among the most stable ways to store information. They don't break when dropped, they aren't damaged by humidity or vibration or fumes. They are reasonably resilient to hot climates and immune to very cold climates.