My wife thinks I'm crazy... is not news. Why, you might ask.

Theo Sulphate · Nov 30, 2015

Sirius Glass said:
Your history is off. California was a territory that became a state. Texas was a republic. We stole Texas far and square.

The bear on the flag says "California Republic".

Old-N-Feeble · Dec 1, 2015

Sirius Glass said:
Your history is off. California was a territory that became a state. Texas was a republic. We stole Texas far and square.

Yes, you did... and da** you all for it!! But of course... we stole it from Mexico first.

Alan Gales · Dec 1, 2015

Sirius Glass said:
Start with a Bombay Gin Martini with two olives, stirred not shaken*. Keep the Gin in the freezer so that the Martini will not be poisoned with the ice.

* Ian Fleming screwed up Martinis by using vodka and shaking. Shaking clouds the drink and melts the ice in the drink. Who would want a drink with piss water from ice in it.

A Mixologist on Bar Rescue said that you only shake drinks that have fruit juice in them.

I figure James Bond always wants his Vodka Martini shaken and not stirred because by shaking it you melt more of the ice. He never has time to finish a drink and the few sips he takes have less alcohol in them due to melted ice. Gotta be sober to take on the bad guys!

My wife thinks I'm crazy... is not news. Why, you might ask.

Theo Sulphate

Old-N-Feeble

Alan Gales

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