Super Size me
Well, here is a cynical view of why LF is all that in America. We have to have the big everything. Super Size those fries, I want the Giant Size laundry detergent, and dont forget the King Size box of whatever... And by God, I want 20% more FREE than the competitor's offering. If its bigger, it's got to be better. And the value, by damn we can't forget the value. Pass me those jumbo peanuts, will you?
Don't forget the American Dream! I need a 5000+ Sq/ft house, and a car that has a 400+ HP engine in it. I want to chase my Big Mac with a Big Gulp! Hardee's has a burger that is three patties and a pound of meat. It's the Monster Burger. Where is my Giant Grab Bag of chips? They got to be better than the "regular" size. I am not a citizen, I AM A CONSUMER!!! "In the news, consumer confidence is up, and third quarter spending rose 18% over last year." Help me out maam, where's the nearest Costco? I'm jonesin... I need a #10 can of green beans! BTW, love your big silicone....
I need more colors, more pixels, more flash and trash than anyone else. We even have extra wide caskets to bury our oversize butts in. I AM AN AMERICAN, THE KING OF CONSUMERS. SUPER SIZE ME!!!