David H. Bebbington said:
There are a few other things, too! I do not patronize nude beaches in the UK, on climatic grounds alone, but there was an interesting documentary a little while back on British TV which revealed, among other things, that females (of any age) on such beaches are likely to find themselves being shadowed at a distance of just a few yards by assorted fruitcakes whacking off as much as their stamina will allow. It is apparently considered "etiquette" not to call the police, even though masturbation in public is illegal. I can imagine nothing nicer than dozing in the sun with someone like this for company, wondering the whole time if he/they are going to make an attempt at closer acquaintance, what STIs he/they may be suffering from and indeed whether he/they have previously indulged in solitary pleasure on the spot on which you are at present lying. I think that under these circumstances, any thoughts of being naked as nature intended, casting off the restrictions of bourgeois convention, etc. would tend to get lost in the static. But maybe it's all different in France!