Just for fun, a ITAH Club?
Remember the fad of the "Turtle Club", way back when? (apparently it still exists:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Order_of_Turtles).
Someone would ask you, "Are you a turtle?", and if you were, you'd answer with the password phrase, "You bet your sweet a*s I am", and ostensibly, go out for a drink together.
I would like to hereby propose a similar stupidity with the question, "Is that a Hasselblad?".. How about an incongruous response such as, "Not with
my wife, you don't!", to see if the questioner is in-the-know, or just another techno-weenie (which we
all are before being blessed with GPE -((
Great
Photographic
Enlightenment. Harp music, please. Hub hub).
Then, instead of going out for a drink together, you could do something even
more worthwhile: exchange addresses of the last photo outlets on earth who still sell film!
Just a thought..
Christopher
(PS - "Not with
my wife, you don't!" also works well as a response to, "Is that a Deardorff?", or "Hey, where's the twenty bucks you owe me?", or as a punchline to numerous jokes about chickens, three men in a boat .. and many other jokes and questions. Strange looks and scratched heads are guaranteed ... but people will definitely leave you alone to finish taking your photos).