I'm a Street Photographer, Not a Pervert . . .

[Ming Rider]

you gys take yourselves way to seriously

post all 4 together ming ..

you should get the email of the police
to see if they can forward you the one
where she gave you the "homer" or the mugshot
of when they processed you at the station ..

Eeek !!! The police photofit probably makes me look like this guy,

Reminds me of a Beavis & Butthead cartoon.

The police issued a photofit of one of the characters saying they wanted to speak to him regarding a masacre 25 years ago.

When asked by the press how a 14 year old boy could commit a crime 25 years ago, the police replied "he's very clever."

 

[StoneNYC]

Eeek !!! The police photofit probably makes me look like this guy,

Looks like John candy...


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[StoneNYC]

You should go back to the park and wait till you see her, then approach her with the pictures and offer to sell them to her tehe...


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[Ming Rider]

Roll up, roll up and get ready for the feature presentation. Grab your Supersize Coke and a Family Bag of popcorn.

This is the 3 shots (very roughly) merged together but shows the layout of the scene almost as it was. Remember the 3 shots were taken at different times, the couple on the right were there when I arrived. The gent on the left arrived 2 minutes after and Ms Pollard and sprog, 5 minutes after that.

I'd forgotten about this shot. The shot I was trying to get had the child running and jumping in the opposite direction (towards me so to speak). Imagine him leaping high and tucking his legs up, as though about to dive-bomb in a swimming pool.

The composition and timing of each shot is all to pot. I'd been on my feet constantly for about 5 hours (I said I was keen), I had calluses on my heels (crap boots) and painful cramps in my shins, so was mentally & Physically 'photographed out'. Still, like I said, the Street Photographer never sleeps.

 

[StoneNYC]

Roll up, roll up and get ready for the feature presentation. Grab your Supersize Coke and a Family Bag of popcorn.

This is the 3 shots (very roughly) merged together but shows the layout of the scene almost as it was. Remember the 3 shots were taken at different times, the couple on the right were there when I arrived. The gent on the left arrived 2 minutes after and Ms Pollard and sprog, 5 minutes after that.

I'd forgotten about this shot. The shot I was trying to get had the child running and jumping in the opposite direction (towards me so to speak). Imagine him leaping high and tucking his legs up, as though about to dive-bomb in a swimming pool.

The composition and timing of each shot is all to pot. I'd been on my feet constantly for about 5 hours (I said I was keen), I had calluses on my heels (crap boots) and painful cramps in my shins, so was mentally & Physically 'photographed out'. Still, like I said, the Street Photographer never sleeps.

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Pervert!


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[Ken Nadvornick]

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Well there you have it clear as day. Perversion confirmed. Get out the handcuffs...



Ken

 

[StoneNYC]

Are we now accomplices to a crime for seeing this and not reporting it?


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[BrianShaw]

Which one is the mother? And, is that the rascal who flipped the bird?

 

[Klainmeister]

Hmm, what's the issue?

By the way, oddly enough, I'm a pervert but not a street photographer.

 

[Ming Rider]

Which one is the mother? And, is that the rascal who flipped the bird?

The mother is the one sat right next to where the kid with the 'magic finger' is jumping.

 

[Ming Rider]

Well for someone who claims to avoid taking pictures of minors, here's another from the same day,

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[moose10101]

Hmm, what's the issue?

By the way, oddly enough, I'm a pervert but not a street photographer.

No, you're not.

 

[Klainmeister]

Not in the illegal sense

 

[batwister]

Not in the illegal sense

I believed you until the wink.

By the way, we're all on the NSA watch list for partaking in this discussion. OP, you were safe until you actually digitalised your images. It's actually Big Brother killing film off, because it isn't accessible data.

(just needed to get that out of my system)

 

[Ming Rider]

. . . it isn't accessible data.

(just needed to get that out of my system)

Anything's accesible with a search warrant.

 

[StoneNYC]

Anything's accesible with a search warrant.

Not if you shred it first *cough* watergate*cough*


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[zsas]

This is a classic thread! Ok my fav part'a all this is how I perceived the image Ming described in my head vs the reality

I pictured something like this....

Stuart Lewis/EIRNS

 

[Ken Nadvornick]

I dunno'... Comes awfully close to up-skirting. What a pervert. I'm calling the police.

Ken

 

[batwister]

Strange, I pictured something like this.

 

[zsas]

Bat!!! Haaa

 

[MattKing]

I admit I tend to babble...


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Behave, or we will require you to ad this to your APUG "signature oliceman:.

 

[StoneNYC]

This is a classic thread! Ok my fav part'a all this is how I perceived the image Ming described in my head vs the reality

I pictured something like this....

Stuart Lewis/EIRNS

I Pictured it like that too except with no wall behind them, and grass surrounding them with sparsely populated trees in the background, like a real park (as I know them).


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[zsas]

 

[StoneNYC]

Yea that


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[batwister]

^ Here's an outtake: