If you were a camera...

[kman627]

I'd be an old photo booth at a county fair somewhere.

 

[HerrBremerhaven]

... I would be a Nikon Cloud Camera.

Of course, since I am German and not Japanese, perhaps a Robot Star would be more appropriate.

Ciao!

Gordon Moat Photography

 

[John_Nikon_F]

Probably a Nikomat FTn. Reliable and cheap.

-J

 

[eddie]

I don't care what kind of camera, as long as it's a FILM camera.

 

[flashgumby]

A compact rangefinder like a Minolta Hi-Matic 7s - old, small, none too impressive to look at, but willing and able to please the proud owner

I've even got some brassing starting to appear on top

 

[sun of sand]

Kodak Ektra, Endoscopic Capsule camera or one of them on Hubbell
Travel the globe
Travel through the body
Travel through space

 

[Soeren]

Disposable

 

[TheFlyingCamera]

Something with delusions of grandeur - an 18x22 mammoth plate camera with a torn bellows and a fogged 36" lens.

 

[Silverhead]

I'd probably have a split personality...like this one...

http://www.freestylephoto.biz/194120-Holga-120-3D-Stereo-Camera

 

[Vaughn]

A wobbly but usable 7x17 camera mounted in an ungainly vertical position.

 

[athanasius80]

An 8x10 Korona View with front movements and a reducing back for Full Plate.

 

[sidearm613]

security camera. always watching, and always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[Phormula]

Anything else than digital... I don't want to be thrown away even if I am perfectly functioning after a couple of years because the new one has some more pixels.
Well, some (very rich) men actually do this with women, but not because of more pixels ...

 

[Kvistgaard]

Interesting how nobody says "Pinhole".... ;-)

 

[Mark Fisher]

Must be an OM1...small, simple, capable, unassuming. I would not have a flashshoe, though. I'm bright enough (and I am insanely bald). Although, I could be am M3 with 35mm, goggled lenses (wide view with glasses).....nah, I'm sticking to the OM1....much more low key.

 

[nick mulder]

Hubble

 

[RoNinHeart]

Rapid Omega 200.

Bigger, heavier and more shoes than necessary, needs a slap upside the head to get started but takes a licking and keeps on kicking.

 

[sidearm613]

Interesting how nobody says "Pinhole".... ;-)

I'm a pinhead camera, but that's a whole 'nother story.

Lame pun, I apologize.

 

[kevs]

A Yahsica 635 TLR - odd-looking but solid, reliable, versatile and keeps on going... on and on and....

 

[Steve Smith]

Kodak Retina Reflex III



Steve.

 

[veloman]

Must be ,like a couple of others,the OM 1,compact and very touchable.Even without its nervous system (battery)it still churns out the goods.When I got my first OM 1 I stopped obsessing about owning a Leica.

Arwyn

 

[chop61]

Something like a Pentax K 1000, hard working, reliable, and not worth much even when new.

 

[Paul Jenkin]

A Nikon F - simple, easy to use, a fair bit bigger than it actually needs to be but capable of taking the knocks without too much complaining and is utterly reliable. I'd probably be tripod mounted as my knees are wrecked...!

 

[nicefor88]

Leica M6, no doubt. Small, solid, nobothy could imagine you're leathal. he...he

 

[KWhitmore]

Brad Pitt's favorite film camera?

Seriously though...I'd be a garage sale camera. A little TLC and some new leather and you'll never leave me on the shelf!