Everything is tilted left

[MattKing]

Well, Velcro might be a possibility:

 

[Sirius Glass]

Image the fun one could have with a bunch of six year olds dressed in Velco with the wall and trampoline.

 

[brbo]

I think OP lives in a house that was destined to be mine.

(if I'm not extra careful when taking pictures, all my pictures lean slightly to the right)

 

[Don_ih]

(if I'm not extra careful when taking pictures, all my pictures lean slightly to the right)

Mine tend to tip left. Almost never tip right.

 

[brbo]

Mine tend to tip left. Almost never tip right.

We should have a child.

(if you are a woman, of course)