It was just a thought... Mainly because my first thought upon seeing the title was "Oh no! They didn't go out of business, did they?". I wouldn't want others to think the same, perhaps causing (ironically enough) loss of business for dr5.
(Although I find your comparison funny, I don't think it is comparable. Or realistic, for that matter.)
Anyhow... As I said, it was just a thought. Perhaps just an inserted "[yes]" after the first question. But no change at all is fine with me. I don't mind either way.
As for alternatives... There are do-it-yourself alternatives, but I'm not aware of any commercial alternatives.