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Hiding is no basis for a relationship. What is she hiding from you?

Tell the truth and say you need it for baby portraits.
 

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If you buy that hassy and then call it your new baby she will probably break it/despise you/despise the hassy/put it somewhere unpleasant and show you what a real baby feels like... Haha


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No, they're definitely plastic. This one's going back to the store, too. Tiny victory!

Yay! You probably didn't mention the "this is a power trip" comment above haha

Hope you can get a real one.

We compromise by having two, one real, one fake, and one white and one colored.. Now that's compromise :smile:




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If she's anything like my wife. When it comes in just put it on top of her pile of shoes...... :laugh:
 

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Aww, I suspect most of this was written very late at night, or when the other half was working. :smile:

Besides, anyone really getting their marriage advice from these posts will be looking for dating service soon.
 
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If you want to know what this lot looks like in 20 years, have a look at the LFPF membership: same attitudes, less wives and more bitterness.

Yikes, definitely selling my 4x5 now. Besides, I haven't used it in the last 8 months, so according to Sirius it has to go ...
 
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Once she sees the beautiful pictures you take of mother and baby (gifts for grandparents) she'll forgive you :smile:
 

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Aww, I suspect most of this was written very late at night, or when the other half was working. :smile:

Besides, anyone really getting their marriage advice from these posts will be looking for dating service soon.

Remember that you do not have to renew your contract. Life got better when I declared myself a free agent after 24 years of service.
 

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The dysfunctionality in this thread is incredible, even if I charitably assume 80% of you are trolling.

I like Steve's "store it in the 8x10" solution though :smile:

+1 :sad:

My first post (#4) - Wow. That's a real problem, and it's nothing to do with cameras.
 

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My wife is really smart and she knows all my cameras. Now I want to buy my first Hasselblad which in no way looks like to anything I already have to tell her its the same. We live in a small apartment with no place to hide things and my baby is coming soon. She will be furious if I come home with a new camera... Any idea? Divorce is not an option.
Bad timing; building a camera system or a camera collection, whatever your pleasure is needs to happen at the right time for your family. I could only afford to buy the cameras that I wanted, including Hasselblad about the time when my daughter finished university and I was in the 28th year of marriage. If you have some cameras as you said, just use them to entertain your hobby and be patient. A certain brand of camera will not make you a better photographer, you know that right?
 

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If you want to know what this lot looks like in 20 years, have a look at the LFPF membership: same attitudes, less wives and more bitterness.

Fewer!


Steve.
 

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Bad timing; building a camera system or a camera collection, whatever your pleasure is needs to happen at the right time for your family. I could only afford to buy the cameras that I wanted, including Hasselblad about the time when my daughter finished university and I was in the 28th year of marriage. If you have some cameras as you said, just use them to entertain your hobby and be patient. A certain brand of camera will not make you a better photographer, you know that right?

Can't a second-hand Hasselblad cost only a few hundreds Euro? Is there really any need to wait for 28 years? We don't know if photography exists in 28 years. Technologies like "virtual palpation" and "digital smell" will probably be all over the internet :wink:

A search a few seconds long:

http://www.ebay.it/itm/Hasselblad-5..._Analogiche_Medio_formato&hash=item20cdaee6d3 (auction with 0 offers, you never know until you make an offer, there are many like that).

http://www.ebay.it/itm/Hasselblad-5...o_Camcorder_Analogkameras&hash=item416e92f143

http://www.ebay.it/itm/Hasselblad-5..._Analogiche_Medio_formato&hash=item23254e50a9

http://www.ebay.it/itm/Hasselblad-5...21401?pt=Strumenti_ottici&hash=item337d484919

With some patience and "bargain hunting" I'm sure cheaper alternatives can be found.
 

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Another thing worth doing is to count all of your cameras and compare it with the number of pairs of shoes she has!


Steve.

WARNING!!!!

DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!



I tried this - I pointed out to my moaning and complaining wife that she had as many pairs of shoes as I had cameras.

BIG MISTAKE. I am embarrassed that, as a married man of many years, I was so foolish. :whistling:

My wife likes shoes. And clothes. And handbags. Shortly after I made the 'shoes' comment... I noticed the cupboard was bare. She had thrown nearly all of her shoes in the recycling bin. Everything except her works shoes and one or two pairs for best. Everything else.... dozens of pairs of boots at £80 and more a time, shoes that had never been worn. The whole lot - in the trash. For months it was 'I can't go to xxxxx - I haven't got any shoes to wear".

You see... I like OWNING cameras. Whereas my wife... she likes BUYING shoes. It's the shopping.... And I gave her the perfect excuse to dump the lot and start all over again.

Let this be a warning. Don't try to outsmart your wife. Don't make my mistake... just put up with the constant moaning. It is the way it is suppossed to be... :blink:
 

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Large safety deposit box in a cool dry safe stocked with film and backs, bellows and lenses, cameras galore all secure :whistling:


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This must be one of the funniest threads on this forum ever!!!!!

ROTFLMFAO

:D

(Just bought a Fujifilm XF1 for the missus, for those of you not into digital at all, google it, it is very small, and it comes in black, brown, and RED .. all in "snakeskin" leather....)

GO figure...

Shhhhh a forum just got closed because of too much digital talk, you don't want them to think you're a muggle...


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WARNING!!!!

DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!



I tried this - I pointed out to my moaning and complaining wife that she had as many pairs of shoes as I had cameras.

BIG MISTAKE. I am embarrassed that, as a married man of many years, I was so foolish. :whistling:

My wife likes shoes. And clothes. And handbags. Shortly after I made the 'shoes' comment... I noticed the cupboard was bare. She had thrown nearly all of her shoes in the recycling bin. Everything except her works shoes and one or two pairs for best. Everything else.... dozens of pairs of boots at £80 and more a time, shoes that had never been worn. The whole lot - in the trash. For months it was 'I can't go to xxxxx - I haven't got any shoes to wear".

You see... I like OWNING cameras. Whereas my wife... she likes BUYING shoes. It's the shopping.... And I gave her the perfect excuse to dump the lot and start all over again.

Let this be a warning. Don't try to outsmart your wife. Don't make my mistake... just put up with the constant moaning. It is the way it is suppossed to be... :blink:

The fact that she threw away shoes that she bought and never wore is just a huge show of insanity, or nervous breakdown, or whatever, doubling the damage (unless she recovered them a moment later after the sad show) and would have deserved an infinite ban on shoe purchase, while your commendable habit of using the cameras you buy is just a testament of your sincere passion for photography, deserving the future discretionary useless unappreciated unused shoes family budget to be entirely diverted to useful actually-used sensible beautiful film technology.

But did she really did that? It's so nonsensical it's hard to believe. And to demonstrate what? If anything it demonstrates even more fully that she is the money waster.
 
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