Okay, I've got this figured out. We're missing one major bling factor: rims. With that in mind, if you want ultimate bling, complete the following steps.
1. Steal (for street cred) a high-altitude camera out of a U2 or a Blackbird, or something along those lines.
2. Have half of it nickel plated, half of it gold plated, and have your name inlaid on it with diamonds.
3. Steal (again, street cred) a late-model Caddy.
4. Strap the pimped-out camera to the top, Blues Brothers-style. Use alligator skin straps.
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5. Set the Caddy up on 24's and hydraulics, because the hydraulics (are you ready for this?) will give you tilt and shift movements.
6. Soak up the respect.