It appears one was sold earlier this year on the bay, my notifications clearly aren't working.
That is some bullshit considering I was scammed, really getting annoyed now.
Seller has finally gotten back to me and has found an extra one. Several require troubleshooting so I will need to inspect some time in the next month, otherwise still on the lookout.
Cheers mate, unfortunately my job is in the air due to COVID budget cuts at the university - bad timing! I think the closest thing would be a early MBP or Mac Mini setup with remote view to ipad etc.