Whats the focal length of my lens?

How many APUG members are needed to change a light bulb?

I'm looking for a longitude without platitudes. So, I thought I might stir the pot a bit. Add a batwing or two and some newts eyes. Oops, eye of newt is the correct usage. Someone is bound to correct me anyhow.

PE

Would that be a "real" or a "virtual" light bulb?

It just occurred to me,

duh...

If they are ridiculing us on other forums, they are off topic! Unless the topic mentions "ridicule" in the subject. Which, of course, is altogether possible.

How many of the other forums have devised the Groove System?