Thanks Bob. I've been playing with the critter indoors and I can't see an aperture anywhere in the viewfinder. Maybe it's my eyeglasses, maybe it's not bright enough in here, maybe that feature of the camera doesn't work.
One of my colleagues at work bought a lens from ebay for his K10D, and this body came attached to it. Since he doesn't shoot film anymore, he gave me the KX body, and a spotty body too (same story). Both have appropriate sounding shutter speeds and working meters. Definitely my lucky day.