The movie A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court with Bing Crosby loosely based on the Mark Twain book of the same name, has a couple of quotes which fit some of the posts on APUG.
For those endlessly looking for the holy grail of developers:
When Sir Boss (Crosby) asks where all the knights have gone he is answered rather dismissively with "Oh, the boys went grailing."
For those who seek to create a wonderful new developer:
Merlin, who has rediscovered gun powder and after another successful blast remarks, "Next time I will leave out the frog."