Since I can no longer vote in UK elections:-
Politically Speaking
I cannot possibly confirm it,
And I may certainly not deny it.
I would not say it 'tis,
I could not say it isn't.
I could not say just when,
So I did not say it then.
Your rumours are just a cloud of smoke,
If there's any truth in it, I'll choke.
Why must I have to defend
That (s)he's only a good friend?
Of course you must vote for us-
The other chap's far wuss!
If the interviewer puts it to you straight,
There's only one recourse; to equivocate!
If your scheme's become quite bent,
You can always answer - No Comment!