Matt - Many thanks for the suggestion. I must've been living in a small, dark hole, 'cos I'd never heard of this before!
Dave - Worth rather more than 2c... Thank you muchly, sir! All feedback gratefully received.
Rogueish - Thank you for the feedback, the suggestion and the support. Much appreciated.
As for the rest of you... erm, <bump>?! What, you don't have
anything you'd like to see your fellow APUGgers have a go at?! Not a single "I've always meant to take a crack at..." subject lurking at the back of your mind? (Yes, I know some of you have lives (and a few of you even have busy ones) but there must be some of you out there nearly as sad as me!)
Fair enough, I'll chuck one in just to get your synapses firing - How about "Puns"?
I saw a shot a while ago (in Ailsa's esteemed publication, I think) of a shock-absorber in front of the Eiffel Tower. The caption was "Spring in Paris"... Now, surely we have enough smartarses around here to come up with some good alternatives!