Dont sweat the small stuff...It's all small stuff
Lighten up there Stephen. It's a counterpoint and with humor. You do know humor, yes?
I have a Cosar densitometer, and I can tell you the b+f of almost every film I shoot. But like the other poster who matches a certain zone to a process this is as far as I care to go with it. The irony of all this precision is that from batch to batch, film to paper, the characteristics will change. A certain tolerance can be anticipated with most of the major brands, but with the small European films and papers, this may be so far out of the ballpark to be totally unusable.