dnjl
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The following is loosely based on true events :munch:
ACT ONE: in which the landscape photographer spots a fleeting moment of human happiness
(Photographer is busy setting up his RB67 on a tripod)
(Photographer spots a nearby scene and runs over with his camera)
ACT TWO: in which the RB67 plays the role of antagonist
Photographer: hi there ma'm, would you mind me taking a picture of your lovely kids?
Ma'm: why no, please, go ahead. Boys, this man's gonna take a picture of you!
Photographer: thank you! It'll only take a moment
(Photographer removes yellow filter from lens, takes an incident reading and erects WLF on his RB67)
Photographer: just a second please
Photographer (mumbling): why on earth is the focus why does it not oh! I'll quickly unlock the mechanism here and... yes, I thought so
Photographer: alright kids, you ready?
Kids: yeaaaahhh
Photographer: ok, here we go... I mean... hold on...
(Photographer removes darkslide)
(Children wait patiently)
Photographer: alright, we're good to go! Ready? Smile! Wait, just a second...
(Photographer fumbles around his camera)
(Photographer levels revolving back)
(Children wait patiently)
Photographer: okay, uhm, this is it... finally
(sound of mirror and shutter)
Kids: did it work?
Photographer: it sure did! Thanks a lot boys!
Kids: okay, byyyeeeeee!
ACT THREE: epilogue
Photographer (walking away from the scene, talking to himself): wait, I forgot to change the ISO value on my incident meter when I removed the yellow filter
(Photographer knocks head against tree repeatedly)
~Curtain~
It's probably just me, but this is how "taking a quick snapshot" turns out with my RB67. I'll always forget something, and then I'm left scratching my head over why the shutter won't release
. This camera makes me feel like a complete idiot at times.
In this particular case, reducing developing time in Xtol saved my negative.
(Hp5+ at ISO 125 in Xtol stock, 7min45sec)
ACT ONE: in which the landscape photographer spots a fleeting moment of human happiness
(Photographer is busy setting up his RB67 on a tripod)
(Photographer spots a nearby scene and runs over with his camera)
ACT TWO: in which the RB67 plays the role of antagonist
Photographer: hi there ma'm, would you mind me taking a picture of your lovely kids?
Ma'm: why no, please, go ahead. Boys, this man's gonna take a picture of you!
Photographer: thank you! It'll only take a moment
(Photographer removes yellow filter from lens, takes an incident reading and erects WLF on his RB67)
Photographer: just a second please
Photographer (mumbling): why on earth is the focus why does it not oh! I'll quickly unlock the mechanism here and... yes, I thought so
Photographer: alright kids, you ready?
Kids: yeaaaahhh
Photographer: ok, here we go... I mean... hold on...
(Photographer removes darkslide)
(Children wait patiently)
Photographer: alright, we're good to go! Ready? Smile! Wait, just a second...
(Photographer fumbles around his camera)
(Photographer levels revolving back)
(Children wait patiently)
Photographer: okay, uhm, this is it... finally
(sound of mirror and shutter)
Kids: did it work?
Photographer: it sure did! Thanks a lot boys!
Kids: okay, byyyeeeeee!
ACT THREE: epilogue
Photographer (walking away from the scene, talking to himself): wait, I forgot to change the ISO value on my incident meter when I removed the yellow filter
(Photographer knocks head against tree repeatedly)
~Curtain~
It's probably just me, but this is how "taking a quick snapshot" turns out with my RB67. I'll always forget something, and then I'm left scratching my head over why the shutter won't release

In this particular case, reducing developing time in Xtol saved my negative.

(Hp5+ at ISO 125 in Xtol stock, 7min45sec)