The following is loosely based on true events :munch:
ACT ONE: in which the landscape photographer spots a fleeting moment of human happiness
(Photographer is busy setting up his RB67 on a tripod)
(Photographer spots a nearby scene and runs over with his camera)
ACT TWO: in which the RB67 plays the role of antagonist
Photographer: hi there ma'm, would you mind me taking a picture of your lovely kids?
Ma'm: why no, please, go ahead. Boys, this man's gonna take a picture of you!
Photographer: thank you! It'll only take a moment
(Photographer removes yellow filter from lens, takes an incident reading and erects WLF on his RB67)
Photographer: just a second please
Photographer (
mumbling): why on earth is the focus why does it not oh! I'll quickly unlock the mechanism here and... yes, I thought so
Photographer: alright kids, you ready?
Kids: yeaaaahhh
Photographer: ok, here we go... I mean... hold on...
(Photographer removes darkslide)
(Children wait patiently)
Photographer: alright, we're good to go! Ready? Smile! Wait, just a second...
(Photographer fumbles around his camera)
(Photographer levels revolving back)
(Children wait patiently)
Photographer: okay, uhm, this is it... finally
(sound of mirror and shutter)
Kids: did it work?
Photographer: it sure did! Thanks a lot boys!
Kids: okay, byyyeeeeee!
ACT THREE: epilogue
Photographer
(walking away from the scene, talking to himself): wait, I forgot to change the ISO value on my incident meter when I removed the yellow filter
(Photographer knocks head against tree repeatedly)
~Curtain~
It's probably just me, but this is how "taking a quick snapshot" turns out with my RB67. I'll always forget
something, and then I'm left scratching my head over why the shutter won't release
. This camera makes me feel like a complete idiot at times.
In this particular case, reducing developing time in Xtol saved my negative.
(Hp5+ at ISO 125 in Xtol stock, 7min45sec)