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Size Matters

Sirius Glass

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Love it!!
 
It is not the size per se, it is what you can do with it!...HOW you use it.

 
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It's not the length of the barrel, it's the charge behind the shot.
 
Sirius, my boy, that's hilarious. But for sheer girth, those prats have nothing on a nice big Hasselblad lens....

So now you have cracked the code and understand why I use the Hasselblad.
 
I have been asking my wife that question all the time we've been married, she says it doesn't, but when I ask her how she knows, she just smiles.
 
My, is that a Nikon 80 200 2.8 lens, or are you just happy to see me.
 
My, is that a Nikon 80 200 2.8 lens, or are you just happy to see me.

Mine is a Tamron 28mm to 300mm AF Zoom lens. Have you seen my Hasselblad 500mm lens?
 
Funny. And very to-the-point. If you think you're going to impress women with the size of your tool, it doesn't really work that way - you're really only going to be pulling in gay guys, and only so long as you actually measure up to the advertised size. Sporting a 500 f5.6 APO is only going to get you so far if you're actually only hauling around a 50 f2.0.
 
Well, it's an age old story. Women like men w/ big salaries, big cars, and big..........