A couple points with sulfuric acid. First, you don't really need concentrated acid. Battery acid will work fine, by using a larger volume (it's 30% strength, so you'd use 3 1/3x as much compared to concentrated) -- and it's significantly safer to handle and easier to get (I think I saw it available on Amazon; I've gotten it at auto parts stores in the past). Some of the industrial strength drain openers sold in Big Box stores are sulfuric acid, too, though they may not tell you what concentration (if they don't have any other ingredients, a hydrometer -- to read specific gravity -- will let you find that information). Some may also contain sodium silicate to protect pipes; those won't work for this purpose (but that should be on the label). They may also include dyes and such; I'd call these a last resort.
Second, even battery acid has some surprises. If you wear clothing made of (mostly) cotton while measuring and mixing sulfuric acid solutions, it's very likely you'll find small, neat holes in the clothes after the next washing. Even exposures that won't cause an itch on skin can do this. Obviously, then, you should wear well fitting safety goggles and work in a well ventilated area (ideally outdoors) when mixing this bleach.