Y'know, you're probably right and I probably thought the same until recently. But, I looked at the condition of the previous bench that I was using in the darkroom and how its swollen in a few places (remember, this is just a bench, not a sink) and how its sagging and decided why not do the job properly this time. And since I am doing it properly, why not coat it properly.
In all honesty, I am probably going to spend $60AUD ($45USD) on epoxy, which in the grand scheme of things, isn't really that much.
But YMMV.